What would you do if you had razor-sharp teeth and claws and: 1. You found someone who broke into you house and 2. They ate your food 3. Are sleeping in your bed?
I don’t have razor sharp teeth and I keep my claws clipped. But if someone broke into my home - ate my food and had the nerve to sleep in my bed without an invitation - I would release the hounds who would detain the intruder until I could find out if anyone else was lurking around then I would go out and get them. But if I told them I was a penis they might not run away. Just a friendly suggestion your not a penis your male, female, dude or duet. Cheers!
If it would be YOU sleeping in my bed I would know what to do - has nothing to do with eating, teeth or claws.... ))