Goldilocks and the Three Bears

What would you do if you had razor-sharp teeth and claws and:

1. You found someone who broke into you house and
2. They ate your food
3. Are sleeping in your bed?

 

I can't go into detail... your only 14 :leaving:

 

Haha.

 

Since I hate porridge I'd tell her to go right ahead and dig-in



Hotwater

 

I don’t have razor sharp teeth and I keep my claws clipped. But if someone broke into my home - ate my food and had the nerve to sleep in my bed without an invitation - I would release the hounds who would detain the intruder until I could find out if anyone else was lurking around then I would go out and get them. But if I told them I was a penis they might not run away. Just a friendly suggestion your not a penis your male, female, dude or duet. Cheers!

 

I would eat the bitch.

 

I would watch Rubin eat the bitch and then read to the deaf.

 

If it would be YOU sleeping in my bed I would know what to do - has nothing to do with eating, teeth or claws.... ))

 

I'd put their hand in a tub of water and see if it really does make people wet the bed