Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by darkgamer, May 5, 2007.

  1. darkgamer

    darkgamer Member

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    What would you do if you had razor-sharp teeth and claws and:

    1. You found someone who broke into you house and
    2. They ate your food
    3. Are sleeping in your bed?
     
  2. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I can't go into detail... your only 14 :leaving:
     
  3. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Since I hate porridge I'd tell her to go right ahead and dig-in



    Hotwater
     
  5. johnnystillcantread

    johnnystillcantread Member

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    I don’t have razor sharp teeth and I keep my claws clipped. But if someone broke into my home - ate my food and had the nerve to sleep in my bed without an invitation - I would release the hounds who would detain the intruder until I could find out if anyone else was lurking around then I would go out and get them. But if I told them I was a penis they might not run away. Just a friendly suggestion your not a penis your male, female, dude or duet. Cheers!
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

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    I would eat the bitch.
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I would watch Rubin eat the bitch and then read to the deaf.
     
  8. GermanLoveMachine

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    If it would be YOU sleeping in my bed I would know what to do - has nothing to do with eating, teeth or claws.... :)))
     
  9. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    I'd put their hand in a tub of water and see if it really does make people wet the bed
     

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