going commando

My penis is in the Guinness Book of Records too. The entire state of Texas played jump rope with it simultaneously.

 

you know how i know you're gay?
you like cold play


did my penis make you gay?
it sometimes does that

 

thats a dirty trick.

 

My penis inspired the Grapes Of Wrath.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

i don't know if thats a good video or not
but man it's such an awesome song, i LOVE it!

 

Moby Dick was abotu my penis

 

My penis needs its own pair of rollerskates or it would be permanently chafed.

 

YES!

amazing.

Can we do it yet?

 

My penis is getting a blowjob *right now*.

 

My penis is so big it has its own penis.

 

I know, I feel like a dick.

 

my penis is only dirty because of your mom
she's such a slut

 

do what?

 

Many parents tell their children thunder is caused by my penis bowling.

 

Holy hell how did I miss that one.


Well played sir.

And grapes of wrath? Untapped genius.

 

My penis beat me at chess. Then I died, because it blocked out the sun and I was submerged in cold blackness. Then, it performed cpr and brought me back to life.

 

I was thinking that we could, you know, just like ..... i don't know .... fucking .... maybe have a threesome?

 

Can I steal that one?

 

ok, sounds fun


my penis is actually danny carrey

 

My penis, avoids the limelight of fame and fortune, and devotes itself to teaching inner city youths to resist gangs.