going commando

She doesn't play soccer with her baby, no matter how frustrated she gets.

 

I only like to do that when I'm wearing a skirt. I get a nice fresh breeze lol

 

I need to try a kilt.

 

gym shorts too. that's the sole reason i wear underwear at work over the summer.

 

If I'm attracted to the guy, the knob outline thing is hot.

 

Knob is the least sexy way of saying "penis" I've ever heard. Lol

 

Yes I totally agree. I was going to change it, but when I'm responding to something specific, I usually use whatever word they used.

It is gross. It's almost like the actual word smells bad.

 

That's why we polish it so often!

 

I like to think of it as Free Ball Friday. I will do it whenever I know i'm doing a lot if walking or driving.

 

What? And leave skid marks on my sweatpants? No sir!!

 

Come on over and see me sometime......I'll show how to really polish a knob!

 

Please wipe better. Not for me! For yourself

Edit: i guess if i drop by for improving techniques you would be doing it partially for me as well

 

Does your technique includes nudity?

 

A naked mouth....

 

...is something that's still legal in western society.

 

I'm of the Cheryl Crow school of ass wiping thank you!

 

Unless you say something politically incorrect!

 

LMAO!!