Gnomes Have Right's Too! Let's bring those Travelocity Fuckers down!!

This is a photo taken over the summer here in Woodstock. These Gnomes had come out for an Anti War Demonstration and also to make a statement against The Bush Administration. Thought you might want to pass it along to your membership. Thanks The Wiz

 

HEEEY YAAAAY

 

You guys better meet us there! LOL

 

I just emailed the Head of Public Relations at Travelocity!
Here is the email address if anyone needs it to voice their OUTRAGE over this HIDDEN ISSUE!
zanettos@thornleyfallis.com
They are the Public Relations firm that has created these cruel commercials where The Roaming Gnome is repeatedly abused!

 

I dident really get this.... whats this is about because its to much to read...(my english you know).But i read gnomes, and gnomes make me happy!

 

It's about correcting the Corporate Abuse of Gnomes!

 

We are currently working on having a Multi-Language Website done for international members.

A big company has Television commercials showing a Gnome getting badly injured and abused. We are trying to stop them from doing this to the cute, innocent Gnome!

 

Little known Gnome Facts:
Males indulge in pipe-smoking
Males think of marriage about age 200 years
Gnome women deck themselves out with blossoms or berry-bearing twigs for the celebrations
Greetings, farewells and goodnights are expressed by rubbing noses.
Gnomes are 7 times as strong as a man.
Urine can be contained for a whole day
Brain capacity larger than man’s.
Hair grays very early, baldness unknown.
Life-span is around 400 years.
Not tone deaf.
Fingertips as sensitive as those of a blind person.
Fingerprints are mainly of a circular pattern.
Heart attacks unknown.
Capable of smelling 19 times better than man.
Sense of direction (as good as a homing pigeon)
ESP...(nonverbal communication over great distances)
Weather forecasting
Visit their birthday tree yearly...often live under it
Birth of gnomes is always twins
Pregnancy lasts 12 months
Girl children are raised by their mothers and neighbor women in homely arts.
Boys at age 13 are taught the manly ways and taught his fathers trade
Boys at age 75 years are introduced to the members of the Regional Council, a few he may already know.
Gnomes love to dance and find occasion to celebrate.

 

Gnomes are very widespread species, known to a number of human races. Germans name them Erdmanleins, except in the Alpine areas, where they are called Heinzemannchens. In Denmark and Norway they are Nisse; Nissen is a Swedish variation. In Brittany they are called Nains. Tontti to the Finns and Foddenskkmaend is their name in Iceland. The Polish call they by the familar Gnom. Bulgaria and Albania, however, use Dudje. In Hungary, Yugoslavia, and Czechoslovakia, Gnomes are called Mano. The Dutch use Kabouter and the Belgian, Skritek. Switzerland and Luxembourg use the same name, Kleinmanneken, which means "littlemen." Domovoi Djedoes is used in western Russia.

Race :Gnomes consist of a number of different types. The most common is the Forest Gnome who rarely comes into contact with man. The Garden Gnome lives in old gardens and enjoys telling melancoly tales. Dune Gnomes are slightly larger than their woodland breathren and choose remarkably drab clothing. House Gnomes have the most knowledge of man, often speaking his language. It is from this family that Gnome Kings are chosen. Farm Gnomes resemble their House brethen, but are more conservative in manner and dress. Siberian Gnomes have been more interbred than other Gnomes and associate freely with trolls. They are much larger than the other types and have an infinately more nasty nature. It is best never to evoke the ire of such Gnomes for they delight in revenge.

Origin :Originating in Scandinavia, Gnomes later migrated to the lowlands some 1500 years ago.

Description : Gnomes are usually an average of 15 centimeters tall, but with its cap on it appears much taller. Their feet are somewhat pigeon toed which gives them an extra edge on speed and agility through the wood and grass. The males weigh 300 grams, and female is 250-275 grams.

The male wears a peaked red cap, a blue brown-green pants, and ether felt boots, birch shoes, or wooden clogs. Around his waist is a belt with a tool kit attached, holding a knife, hammer, etc. They are fair of face, though the boast rosy red cheeks. Long beards adorn their faces and turn gray far sooner than their hair.

The female wears gray or khaki clothing, consisting of a blouse and skirt (to ankles). She also has black-gray knee socks and high shoes or slippers. Before she is married, she dons a green cap.

Prior to marriage her hair in hanging down, the outfit is complemented by a green cap and braids with which later disappear under a scarf while the green cap is replaced by more somber tones after she marries.

Friends/Foes :Males are the guardians of animal kind and show little preference for their animal friends, not withstanding their aversion to cats both wild and domesticated. They are known for freeing wildlife from man's traps and for operating on farm animals whose owners have neglected them or who are simply to poor to afford a vetrinarian. Their enemies are mainly Trolls, and other beings who would try to destroy them or their homes. Otherwise, they are mostly peaceful beings.

Lore : Gnomes tend to live in hilly meadows and rocky woodlands. In Huygen's book, it says they live in three trees, the house itself, with a hidden entrance from another tree, and then a third is the supply room, with grains, beans, potatoes and everything else the gnomes may need during the winter.

Powers :Most Gnomes are 7 times stronger than a man, can run at speeds of 35 miles per hour, and have better sight than a hawk. These abilities help the Gnome to do many things, such as find wounded, dying animals for which they feel they are responsible for. Because of their love for animals, all the animals of the forest are the Gnome's friends and are willing to help him at any time. Many people say that gnomes have elevated practical jokes to an art form. But most especially they love gems and jewelry and are considered by many to be the best gem cutters and jewelers in existence

Element : Earth

They are generally vegetarian and never worry. The main meal consists of: Nuts (hazelnuts, walnuts, beechnuts, etc), mushrooms, peas, beans, a small potato, applesauce, fruit, berries (all kinds), tubers, spices, vegetables, and preserves for dessert. As a beverage, the gnome drinks mead dew (fermented honey), fermented raspberries (which have a very high alcohol content), and spiced gin as a nightcap. The gnome eats no meat, so often consumes the nectar of the high rotein plant called 'Vicia Sepuim'. fluffy willow catkins, dressing them up like dolls.

Source : Wil Huygen's books, Gnomes, Secrets of the Gnomes and The Complete Gnomes

 

Gnome demonstration outside the swedish government

 

ofcourse! i'll come to you guys for those 3 months, and than we all go to holland to say hello to mo and ches, and than go to sweden, deal?

 

huh? no it isn't..

 

NO? what is it then?

 

DEAL!

 

I heard about this group! Swedish people are great!
Peace!

 

i'm sorry, but i had to post this. to bring awareness.

 

hmm just Álfar (elves) eða Garðaálfar (gardenelves).. something like that

 

Gnome-breakfast, no wonder they are always happy and kind, the way they start their day ) mmm muusshhhroooms LOL

 

LOL Yes great way to start the day! I like that one Gnomes Hat!

 

BASTARDS!