Give the person above you a backhanded compliment.

You lookin pretty sexy tonight wanna grab my junk?

 

Awww, shucks. :& Hey, that suit is you.

 

hey, if they gave out aluminum medals, youd be the most decorated special olympian ever!!!!!

 

All that and Prozac too...

 

I love your cologne, it reminds me of my grandfather.

 

Your singing gives me goosebumps

 

You look a lot like the king of pop.

 

You favor my Algebra teacher, in looks and mannerism.

 

It's good to see that algebra isn't just for smart people anymore.

 

I applaud yor efforts to legally marry a potted plant.

 

its amazing how much you've accomplished with such a low IQ.

 

your shoes are really nice...do they come in mens sizes

 

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

 

I'm picking up what you're laying down.

 

im laying down shit and your scooping it up

 

Don't pay attention to all those people who don't like you. The majority is usually wrong.

 

I had a shirt like that once, it didn't suit me either

 

man with a head as hard as a rock and as thick to

 

I like your style. Is that Kmart?

 

no its walmart but yours is nice did your sister pass that down to you