Give the person above you a backhanded compliment.

You wear the unibrow well.

 

You could get better. In a year or two. I mean, with therapy...

 

Hey that's funny! Where'd you hear it?

 

That is a lovely dress you're wearing... it shows your exceptional taste and style and hides your weight quite well.

 

You have the biggest cock that has ever penetrated my nostril.

 

i love what you've done with you eyebrow

 

You have such an enchanting...

odor.

 

That was really funny the first time.

 

I like what you've done with your hair...it almost looks real!

 

youve still got 10 years till 40!

 

I'm sure you're very happy with whoever settled for you.

 

When the sunlight hits your face just right you're really quite beautiful.

 

You're quite good at your job, I'm pleasantly surprised.

 

Congradulations,Your mama says you are great in the sack.
And she hardly says that about anyone she's related to.

 

You're kind of cute in a James Woods sort of way.

 

You looked so pretty in the house of distorted mirrors!

 

i'm impressed that you are comfortable enough to pierce your third nipple.

 

your mouth gives the best moisturizer. not to mention the massage. WOO HOO!!

 

Oh good job *sarcastic clap*

 

Hand me that knife and you can hold my beer.