Give the person above you a backhanded compliment.

You smell better than usual.

 

Man, I bet all them hiphop fella's dig yer ass.

 

your hair looks nice, did you brush it?

 

i liked this post. almost as much as your other ones.

 

Nice eyebrow

 

You look like an athletic sort...golf, perhaps, or bowling.

 

dont worry, the fat look is sweeping Paris.

 

Your kids are so... energetic.

 

I bet the mail man is very proud of you.

 

yea, but your his favorite

 

I'm sooooo jealous of your mustache.

 

it's not as impressive as your ear and back hair. so shiny and healthy looking.

 

You're such a cute little boy.

 

You're doing a great job hiding your heroin addiction from your family and superiors!

 

If you had that hump fixed, it'd change YOU... and you're perfect, just like you are.

 

no, you are more of a metrosexual....

 

I've never seen anyone match your effort in trying to help a fourth grader with his homework.

 

Hey, who cares if yer testicles are small, lookit yer biceps....

 

I love your jokes. Kinda.

 

i am moderatley impressed at best with your humor.