girls suck

Youre lyin like a rug.

 

Relationshits.

 

now thats just mean

 

It's only mean if you don't mace out of love...

 

C'mon, Mojo. Relationshits are awesome.

 

YES! no one has yet said "well...the good ones do."

 

good point...very good point. do you have any mace i can have?

 

That's what I mean: avoid co-dependent relationships and you're golden.

NO ONE SAID, you have to fall in love with every instance of genital intercourse.

Though falling in love be a necessity.

 

i was just referring to oral sex. you had to go and make it all deep and stuff.

 

LOL!

No, it gets real deep when the party-poops bring STDs into the conversation.

 

i just ignore them. they're no fun at all.

 

oral sex solves lots of problems
and it doesn't force my hand

 

someone quoted one of my more sensible observances, somewhere around here. i explained that a lot of good blow jobs make up for a great many of my personal deficiencies. i think it's time for an epic hummer, actually.

 

so what happens when you're really bad at giving blowjobs? are you fucked on the relationship front then?

 

nah. i've noticed most men don't care, so long as you try.

 

not that i'm worried... i only have one man to "take care of" and fortunately, he's a polyamorous one, so if i can't get the job done he'll get it from someone who can, lol! though it would be fun to actually figure out how to actually make a blowjob enjoyable for a guy...

but have i sufficiently derailed the thread yet, haha

 

no such thing. every man has his preferences. just ask.

 

ummm, by giving him one...

 

not true. some practices don't work for all men.

 

haha... yeah. seems as though when i enjoy doing it, he enjoys it... if i'm not into it, not so much. guess that's gonna be a problem for a lezbo, eh? now if i could just get my mouth to stop hurting every time i actually enjoy doing this, we'd be in business! but enough of my thread derailment, lol!