GIRLS: Estimate the SMALLEST cock you've had

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by apollo, Dec 21, 2005.

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  1. youzachickenheadhoe

    youzachickenheadhoe Banned

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    if a chick took out a measuring tape and started measuring my dick, i would be like "bitch, what the fuck?" then i would proceed to cock slap her and then piss in her eyes.
     
  2. Swass

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    I'm 6 and I've hurt a few girls from going all the way in.

    What's the benefit of having a long dick?
     
  3. sg girl

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    my first bf was like 3 or 4 inches
    wen i lost my virginity to him
    i swear i didnt even know he had put it in
    n he just collapsed on me
    in my head i was like (wtf r u serious thats it)
    hes like "did u like it"
    im like "honestly.....
    i didnt even know u put it in i didnt feel nothing"
    he cried
    it was my first time
    n hes the one that was all emotional n shit with his crying

    what little bitch
    i didnt have reg sex with him nomore
    we just did oral
    well he did oral
    i just laid back n waited for the orgasim...lol
     
  4. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Average circumference ("girth") for Caucasian men is about 4.9 - 5.0 inches.
     
  5. 305MSTRB8R

    305MSTRB8R Member

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    My little guy is 5.5 long and 6 around.
     
  6. ginajscott

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  7. Mar9990

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    I'm 7" and about average girth. I wish I was a bit thicker, but I haven't gotten any complaints yet, so I guess I'm ok
     
  8. Mar9990

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    Wow thats harsh...not even a pity handjob? haha

    This thread makes me feel blessed with what I have in my pants haha
     
  9. sunberry and buttons

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    4 inch and 6 seconds- didnt go there again
     
  10. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    hahahaha :grouphug:

    <33333333

    EDIT: think i'll have to go with 4 too haha
     
  11. Ivana13

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    Smallest in length - about 3 1/2- 4 inches, but honestly, that was not the problem, ... it was the circumfrence being about the size of a finger, and the PE, that caused me to retreat. I'm not a bitch tho, I never told him that was the reason. I think he had enough of a complex without me adding some scars. Poor guy, I feel sorry for him, ... had everything else going for him too.

    My current boyfriend is a fairly avg 5 1/2 -6 inches in length. I dunno what is considered avg circumfrence, but he is about 6 1/2 inches around (looks/feels chunkier than avg to me) and has a magnificent penis as far as I am concerned :D. I've told him I wished it was detachable so I could carry it around with me all day and play with it. I seriously would too lol

    If there was anything I could change about it, I would remove a little bit of girth, ... yet, ask him, and he will tell you he is small . :rolleyes: Well lucky for him then lol, coz he would not be coming near me with his definition of a big one!
     
  12. Ivana13

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    :rofl:

    I am not sure it is even that funny, but I am in a silly mood atm, so I am pmsl picturing it
     
  13. Ivana13

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    That's why I shoved my hand down my boyfriends pants the first time I kissed him - to see if I wanted to kiss him again lol :D
     
  14. spazmataz

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    see id never want a girl to do that. my penis is a heavy sleeper, u know? he hibernates. like the percentage increase from flaccid to erect is fun to watch every time. im about 6.5 erect but flaccid, id die if a girl didnt want to go any further cz of my super flaccid.
    i have a travel penis. there u go, anybody else have a travel penis?
     
  15. Ivana13

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    Yeah, the guy whose pants I had my hand in, ...but he lived :)

    Nothing wrong with travel size when travelling, ...as long as it is party size when partying ;)
     
  16. sunfighter

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    It's called being a "grower" as opposed to a "shower", altho I do like the term "travel penis". Girls, remember, you can't tell the size of the erection from its flaccid size. Lots of guys are tiny in the pool, but get to a pleasing size in the bedroom.
     
  17. bjkrupp121

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    So at 3.5 erect, no lady will have me? I feel bad and lonely.
     
  18. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I am sure he told me it was a foot........I believed him. :)

    Math and measurement is a difficult task for some. ;)
     
  19. Elijah

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    wtf?

     
  20. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    This reminds me of an old joke:
    There once was an old Rabbi who kept the foreskin from every circumcision that he performed and as he was getting ready to retire he took all of his foreskins down to the leather shop to get something nice made. The guy at the leather shop tells him to come back on Friday before the sabbath and he would have something really nice made for him. So Friday comes along and the Rabbi stops at the leather shop. The man at the leather shop hands the Rabbi a wallet. The Rabbi looks at the guy and says "I brought you all of those foreskins and you could only make me a wallet!?" The man replied "Yeah, but if you rub it it turns into a garment bag."

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
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