Girlfriend wanted, apply inside.

that sux

 

Suddenly I feel so rejected

 

why is that?

 

This might have been both the funniest AND sweetest thing I have read all day. Just what I needed! Thanks, to all of you!

 

can your wife apply?

 

I was hoping she would.

 

dont you have better things to do?

 

good, glad you enjoy it. Maybe your girlfriend should apply.

 

Where can I pick up an application?

 

yellowbelly, no need to apply, youve been top of my list forever.

 

*licks Heron*


I feel like such a hormone crazed person these days

 

You're not the only one....

 

damn heron looks like you got a quite following. last time i tried something like this was hunting for a real-life g/f, i got every nut case you could think of, mostly really old nasty gay dudes sending me pics of their genetalia looking like a road-kill turtle offering to pay me to slob me up. the worst one was a psycho from virginia that somehow found my home addy and showed up at my door for us to "be together".

 

eep, stalkery people are no damn good
neither is unwanted genital pics

I'll be your girlfriend instead of the creepy folks. I mean, I have my own kind of creepy, but it's not so bad as all that

 

SOLD!!!! i think everyone loves scorpio creepiness, though possibly secretly. heron is the perfect scorpio creepiness example, gotta love him, if you don't, you're lying.

 

i don't love him :X

 

Scorpio creepiness is sexy at least :X :X

 

Awe, ya so sweet breaux, sure you dont wanna apply? lol.

Scorpios rock!

 

I am a scorpio as well. we are quite creepy. Hella good at the lovin' though.

 

i don't think i have the right parts to apply. wait...holdup????? wouldn't that be incest? oh yea you're from mississippi. where everyone gets a big sloppy kiss for their birthday, but no tongue less you're family! would love to screen all applicants for you, since you're such a busy man these days,lmao! i'm highly qualified for the job. you know for a fact i can sniff out psycho chics better than anyone.