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A few times. Still gets me every time...its always the ones you least expect

 

i must have missed something

 

I did try. Obviously, she is too good for me. I feel now so mediocre. Perhaps I should bury my head in the sand or jump off a cliff. Or maybe just give Alice a call. She is always diverse in tastes.

 

You wouldn't be blonde by any chance?

Pigtails as well?

*rubs knees Vic Reeves style*

 

My Dad (though I don't see much of him now), knows Sweden very well. Infact, he sees a life out there for me. Okey, lets clear the record. The real me is obscured by my theatrics. Although my depression is real. My love of such fictional characters is entirely false. I am completely innocent. I know that perhaps I have no chance. but for all the moments I have had online, this seems to be the only moment I have to woo a potential mate. I am diverse in my interests. sex comes later. First comes friendship(that is my motto). When you are ready, I am ready (My second motto). Still, if you fancy someone else, I shall seek someone else. No hard feelings

 

John, your best bet would probably be to add her to AIM rather than cry for her under her balcony....

 

I may put her on AIM. Though I see romance in wooing a girl from below a balcony. It reminds me of that Shakespearian play-Romeo and Juliet. I forget how it ends

 

That was what I was referring to. And it ends with them poisoning themselves....

 

If I remember Hot Fuzz correctly, it ends with them getting up and singing actuuuaaaallly.

 

Oh yes, silly me. Let's hope that's the version JOhn's playing....

 

Actually maybe not, because then he'd get his head cut off by neighbourhood watch people. Damn, maybe you should enact that one with the twins getting washed up, that one ends happily.

 

Twelfth Night, yes that would be better, though with the amount of gender confusion and homoeroticism involved in that play, I feel it won't be quite what JOhn's expecting....

 

Ah that's the one yeah...did Shakespeare write any plays where a Goth gets the girl? Errrmmm...to my complete Shakespeare collection.

 

It was the one he was planning to write just before he kicked the bucket....

 

Damn, no luck there J0hn, Edgar Allen Poe must've done something on that subject.

 

I believe his works were more concerned with resisting bestiality. Nevermore!

 

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Dickens! What about him?

 

I can see JOhn making a good Bill Sikes....

 

There'll be tears in her eyes after I've finished with her.

 

It's the tear in her sphincter I'm worried about....