Giant Answers

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Giant, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Are you any relation to TheLizardKingMike?
     
  2. Giant

    Giant Member

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    We're all related. Man.
     
  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    can i get a hug?
     
  4. Xlear

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    If a man's anus is iching and he scratches it, will he sniff it because he's alone?
     
  5. 56olddog

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    how many fingers, boog? i'm guessin' one ! [​IMG]
     
  6. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Who would win in a fight, Ironside or the professor from Welcome Back Kotter?
     
  7. Giant

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    Sure thing cute stuff. :grouphug: :D

    I should hope not. :(

    Cats! The musical!

    IRONSIDE. He can fire MIND BULLETS! His wheelchair is a transformer too.
     
  8. dollyfizz

    dollyfizz Senior Member

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    Neat.

    How do you sell a duck to a deaf man?
     
  9. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    That is exactly the kind of response TheLizardKingMike would make.

    And the kind of response I would make... :D

    How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
     
  10. Giant

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    As shouting would be ineffective, the salesman to the deaf must wear very large false hands which are painted red.

    Give him some magic mushrooms too and you might be able to sell him an air guitar for the deaf.

    Trick question, theres nothing manly about wandering around streets. Iffen you wanna be a man, do something to gain people's respect. :afro:
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
     
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    will it all be worth it in the end??
     
  13. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Will the end justify the means?
     
  14. Giant

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    Well, it won't be too bad. The Gods of the Outer Wall hand out some pretty good t-shirts and Ragnarok will be quite good to watch, from a distance, before it catches up with you, I guess. Um...There is going to be a feed-back program set up, so the next universe might be a bit better.

    You know what? No. :biker:
     
  15. Lodog

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    Just how much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
  16. Giant

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    All the wood. All of it. Be afraid! Very afraid! Of the day the woodchuck chucks wood!




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