Getting Stoned And Masturbating

I love masturbating when I am stoned when I cum it feels so intense it blows my balls to pieces

 

Sounds painful.

 

Any sex is amazing when you are stoned

 

Exactly…..

 

Stoned right now and just to top it off I take a small shot of Jägermeister fifteen or so minutes before I cum to send me off into another dimension totally uninhibited by time, space and senses

 

Had an edible last night, gift from a friend. Total body high, Rubbed one out that had my whole body squirming. WOW!! nice.

 

Stoned orgasms are the best orgasms, love having sex high!!!

 

I don't do drugs.

 

Sounds like a good time to me. I’ll have to get a medical card for cannabis. This way it’s always at my disposal.

 

Did some cannabis in college. None since then. Did increase my willingness to have sex, I'll say that.

 

I gave up cannabis in my late 20s after 11 years of doing it at least several times each week — the reason, I had to pass drug tests for work. For 36 years I abstained. Now I’m retired and can expect no further drug tests in my future (plus it’s now legal in the state where I live) so I’ve taken it up again, a few times each week.

Back in the day I can recall that finding some solitude time after getting high was always an opportunity to indulge in the exquisite joy of rubbing one out while stoned. And now, each time I get high, I remind myself anew of what an exquisite undertaking it still is.

The enhancements to the experience include (but are not limited to): 1. Fantasies are much more vivid, and your imagination has a much broader canvas to paint them on. They will not be limited to the same-old same-old that you’ve been jerking to time after time. You will engage in brand new fantasies, some of which resist being put into words. Some will seem weird or even twisted, but just let yourself flow with them. With your eyes closed, they will even appear to you as bazaar erotic cartoons playing out on your eyelids. 2. Each stroke is almost an orgasm in itself. Truly. Each touch you apply to your tender flesh buzzes and reverberates through it and shines like dawn’s first sunbeam into your spirit. When I masturbate stoned, for the whole session, I feel as though my soul has extended most of its ethereal volume into my penis. It makes me feel a debt to my creator for having gifted me with a bit of flesh that exists to bring me such joy. 3. It’s not only my penis experiencing the touch of my hand. It works the other way too. My hand rewards me with sensations of how beautifully made my penis is, its shape, the texture of its shaft, it’s head, how it can feel hard and soft at the same time. How stroking it seems almost like playing a musical instrument. 4. When edging, you experience each millisecond. As has been noted by others in this thread, time slows down. The closer you get to climax, the more it does so. You appreciate the heightened and extended state of arousal so much more when you are stoned. 5. You experience the lead up to climax in a new way — you feel it starting from some distant point beyond the horizon, like a train rolling down the track toward you, barely audible, but the sound growing with each moment that passes until it is a deafening thunder shaking the very ground beneath you. 6. The climax itself — what can be said about it other than it’s an order of magnitude at least beyond a climax without THC. An image that comes to mind for me is that my penis is being shredded by razor blades of joy — the polar opposite of the worst pain I’ve ever felt. Supernova in my loins shining it’s brilliant light back into my abdominal cavity, down my legs to my curling toes, and up my chest into my brain, and from there illuminating my spirit, and shining out through every pore to unite it with the entire cosmos. 7. The squirt — in mid orgasm, millisecond by millisecond, I can feel my prostate wringing its cargo into the breech, filling my urethra, and my pelvic floor muscles readying for their first big squeeze, and just as the orgasm begins to fade, that uncontrollable squeeze pulses with all its might, and I feel as though lighting is shooting through the core of my penis along its entire length — and almost as if I had tastebuds on the inside of my penis, the semen delivers to them a deliciousness as lovely as the finest melted chocolate you’ve ever tasted. And as the volcano erupts to the outside, so it does to my insides, like a burst sweet lava into my gut. Meantime my larynx is cramped and my breath compressed as my throat lets loose its cry of ecstasy. 7. Even the afterglow is better under the influence of THC. The sensation of warm semen running in little rivulets off my tummy and down my sides, each quick misty breath I take as I descend from that moment in paradise, each little contraction of my internal squeeze muscles as they try to make sure the delivery is complete (I like to call them”dits”), the feeling of my penis, now glistening and slippery, in my hand, my fingertips sensing each of the dits from the outside — all of these keep that moment of being a denizen of paradise fresh as slowly the angels of sleepiness wrap their loving wings about me.

THC masturbation, despite my efforts above, is truly indescribable. Only when you’ve tried it will you know, and you’ll savor it as a divine gift each time you do it.

 

I mean, you pretty much nailed it. That's an amazing descriptions of the sensations and hallucinations (it IS a hallucinogen, but just one that happens to act sexually) that your penis, balls, and prostate feel. I notice it in my feet a lot more too...there's a reason my toes curl and it feels really good for them when they do. Just yet another one of nature's reward for getting super aroused before you cum.

I'd sum it up as:

1. Harder penis. MUCH harder penis when you approach orgasm.
2. Time slowdowwwnnnnn
3. Actual orgasm slowdown. What used to shoot off in 10-15 seconds can easily drag on for over a minute of good, healthy pulses. It's a mess.
4. Way more 'tuned' in to every sensation
5. LOUD

Edibiles are the most body 'buzz' I've ever felt, concentrating heavily in my penis and balls. They kinda just come alive when it kicks in.

 

Just found an edible I forgot about. Rainy night, stoned and masturbating!!

 

It certainly makes the climax so much more powerful.

 

Holy cow I need to try some 420 with my bate session. Sounds incredible! Any strain or other advice. Side note, 420 usually makes me sleepy. Don't want to fall asleep with my dick in hand. Haha

 

To deal with the sleepiness issue, try having a hot cup of quality coffee after your first toke. This has two effects. One, of course, is the caffeine that holds off sleepiness. The other is that the stimulation from your bladder filling enhances the masturbation experience a bit. Where I live, the shops sell mostly vape-pens that are rated by THC to CBD ratio. I tend to go with the 9:1. I usually take just one big hit from the pen. More than that will totally fuck you up — yes I’ve tried as many as three hits. And BTW, falling asleep stoned, post orgasm, with your flesh-wand, still oozing and dripping, wrapped in your hand is a pretty fine state of consciousness.

 

Absolutely I can get stoned then jack and edge for the longest time..

 

Sometimes I use a prostate massager. But I get stoned. It's so much better!

 

Yes, I do it all the time! Makes masturbation or sex even more pleasurable. Amazing!

 

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