Getting high off shit? (literally)

Ok, who the FUCK first decided to shit and piss in a bottle and put a fucking balloon over it and leave it in the sun and then fucking INHALE the gas made from the waste the body DIDNT want?

 

The idea was originally derived from the homosexual practice of smoking each others dried feces. They would roll it up like you would a joint and smoked it.



They believed it was a way to get spiritually closer to their sexual partner, only to soon discover the euphoric effect it had on them


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that is sooooooooo disgusting,. people will do just about anything to get high these days, and that just proved it. omg. gross.

 

cool, I can sell my feces to high schoolers now and make bank!

 

hmmmm.... not bad of an idea, maybe i might do that too. i could use the money!

 

Yeah 'cos highschoolers don't know how to make their own...

 

lol, i will tell them mine has high potency

 

And to think...we used to shun kids huffing aerosol. Now we have to worry about shit high?! Sheesh-what is our youth becoming?

 

*pictures the DEA busting through MC's door and quickly removing his colon*

 

that was kinda dinky to say.




Too bad Ganga wasn't here. He could test it and report back to us.

 

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

 

I think i might actually prefer my kids doing real drugs, if i found a bottle of shit in my kids windowsill... id have to buy the kid some pot, at that point you know their gonna get f'd up and you cant really stop it, it's like finding out your kids having sex and giving them condoms, it's for their own protection.

 

I thought about that the whole time

 

I don't think this is true at all. Methane and Carbon Dioxide as strong hallucinogens? Thats a bit, and by a bit I mean a whole freakin lot, sketchy.

 

If it is made up, then it isn't regarding the "drug" itself or its usage, but the notion that US high school kids are doing it (which I wouldn't doubt). Getting high off fermented sewage does in fact occur over in some of the poorer African countries, by children who cannot afford glue or gasoline.

Here's an article from 1999 from the BBC:

World: Africa

Children high on sewage

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm

 

Thats a very touching article and all, but it doesn't say much about whether or not a person can actually get high off of the gas.

I have no doubt that kids are doing it and thinking they're getting high, but thinking you're messed and being messed are two different things.

Remember that half hour before the shrooms kick in?

Find me an article explaining the active hallucinogen. Methane and Carbon Dioxide won't make you see your dead mom.

 

*knock knock*
"We have a warrant for your rectum. Open up"

 

:lol:


hahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

 

^The stuff that Richie Cunningham has in the punchbowl looks suspiciously likr the fermented shit in a bottle...

 

if a pot smokers a pot head\
are ppl who use this properly called shitheads?