Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

i remember my first time, my parents were gone for the day for some reason and i was at the house alone. Well i was looking for something (can't remember what it was now) in their bedroom when all of a sudden i stumble upon a bag of weed. At first i just put it back but then over the next few hours i was getting urges to try it. Well since i had no idea what i was doing i packed a bowl that was with the bag full (stems, seeds and all) well after finishing the bowl and about 4 or 5 glasses of water from the burning of smoking stems and seeds, i finally started to feel something. Didn't feel much but man did the munchies hit me!!! I ended up eating a whole bunch of potato chips, that rainbow sherbert ice cream, and home-made chocolate chip cookies. My parents got home noticed that i ate quite a bit more than i normally would in a day plus the bag wasn't how they left it so they knew. But they didn't care they just said next don't get into our stash unless we know about it. Been smoking with them ever since!!!!!! Wow that was along time ago........


- 42o -

 

Damn. Why do some people get so lucky? I'm an idiot for even /trying/ to smoke when my dad's in the DEA. I have so be /extra/ careful or my ass is grass. I've been painstakingly planning this out so nothing goes wrong.

 

not to overwhelm you with even MORE advice, but i just remembered something pretty important. make sure youre totally set out on smoking and its definitely what you want to do. and whatever you do... do NOT be paranoid or nervous about anything... no second thoughts, otherwise you could have a bad time. my first time i was afraid of my parents finding out or getting in trouble and i freaked out bad. i was panicking and getting really nervous. just enjoy it.. and the way i like to think of it is like.. not that youre going out to smoke. think of it as like... youre going out to hang out with a friend, listen to some music, eat some food, enjoy nature, and smoke only to enhance all of that and see things in a new perspective. but most of all, have fun doing it.

 

That's all I really wanted Just relax... enjoy everything. The nervousness is something I'm worried about. How do I /not/ worry about them catching me? We're like, in the bottom of a 20-foot-deep ditch. It should be safe, right? I'll show you the songs I picked for the burned CD in a little.

 

absoluuutely

be 100% about it, no doubts at all



id smoke half a joint if you wanna be fucked for 2 hours, you gonna roll with tobacco?

 

wow, my first time consisted of my friend saying, Here! hit this, I said ok... ha ha ha....

I was 14 I believe... weird... then we went and skated some more... You must tell us how it goes after you complete mission impossible....


Mike...

 

HELL YES!
My dad's gonna be out of town that day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No more worries My mom was a goody-goody her whole life and has never smoked. She'll be clueless. YAY! This is fucking awesome!
But would people call the fuzz if they smelled it?

 

How close to houses are you?
If your a decent distance and blow the smoke away form each other you should be fine...

As for how much to smoke no on can really tell you that. It depends on how much you weigh how big of hits you take, if you inhale right ETC. Your first time you just wont know. Thats why I suggest you take it slow smoke a few hits wait a while and if you dont feel it smoek a few more.

Once you start seing things in "frames" youll know your high. Its hard to explain what thats like but you will know the second it hits you.

The main thinkg you should do is relaxe and enjoy it though.

Youll be fine.

 

It's close to my house. around the corner and accross the street, but my mom won't be outside. Down at the bottom of the ditch you can see backs of houses really covered by trees way way up... but we;re a good 20-30 feet down from the sidewalk and there's a lot of cover. That'll be ok?

 

if your going to get that hi your first time(frame vision), dont panik or anything. just remember its normal, and you'll be fine, and marijuana often makes you paranoid. so just ignore anything like that, and enjoy this new conscionsess. if you heart feels like its going to pop, just ignore it.ahah. its fine. put your mind on somthing else. and rememeber, weed is a hallucinogenic. so it will be trippy as, (if you didnt allready know that)

 

yeah, thats fine. dont over worry about the smell. i sneak out at night and smoke in my neigbours yard, just so the smell doesnt penetrate my house. iv done it a thousand times and they havent smelt it or anything, (i dont think)

 

Ok. As I described... it seems a little risky. You sure no one will call the cops?

 

yeah you should be just fine, dont even think about any of that shit when youre stoned itll bug you like fuck

 

Ok I'll try not to. We'll probably get hungry... but going to Dollar General stoned?? Haha I thought maybe we should watch Wayne's World. LOL!

 

Same with movies wait till your done then decide what to watch lol.

Any movie that takes a long time to get going can be hard to watch sometimes.

I say you should just enjoy your time with the wes guy if you like him.

 

Yes. I really wanna ditch the other dude but he'll hate me if he finds out I did There's really no nice way to say "you're gonna kill the mood". I just wanna be with Wes...

 

Don't even worry about it. I live in apartments and I blow my smok out of the window and there's always people outside, they don't even notice And don't worry either about going into the Dollar General haha. Just try to not think of how you look, think of it as any other ordinary day and don't give anyone any reason to be suspiscious of you. I had to go into barnes and noble the other day with big poofy eyes and a dumb look plastered on my face and the checkout guy I'm sure noticed, but he just smiled and said have a nice day

If you're too scared then don't go to the checkout, just go on the candy aisle and pretend you're really interested in all the kinds they offer Most of all, just enjoy it

 

Oh man I've been in that guys postions plenty of times.
There isnt a good way to do it, sorry.
I guess just plan a future date after this one or tell your friend start up you wana be alone with wes.

 

Good! I'll invite him over this Friday and nobody will ever know it happened (except you guys and my sister and my friends) at least none of my family. Yay! I'm about to burn the CD now... any last-minute song suggestions?

 

octopus by syd barrett

and yeah dont watch a movie your first time, just enjoy it ^^

lol and most def take a trip to the store, i love doin that when im baked its hilarious the dudes there know im a stoner, ive been in there nearly twice a day all summer lol today he just laughed at me and started messing lol it was funny

just enjoy it all