Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

i would pack another but i need six bowls for the mountains this weekend... im pretty baked right now anyhow, but i cant wait till tomorrow man im just gonna be puffin on my pipe and fishin all day

 

fuck it ill pack another ahahahaha

 

dude, this is bull shit. me and jumanji here were just walking around some shopping center and some dudes came over and offered to smoke us up. i couldnt since im getting tested in 2 weeks, but really...this doesnt take much planning at all.

woodstock, i been trying to be understanding, but fuck that. its been 800 posts.
YOU ARE A DUMB SHIT.

 

dude..your jus actin pissy cause u cant smoke...& dude your not 15 & your dads not dea
for her it does take extra special care & planning just so 1 toke dont make her end up in pure hell, so fuckin relax & enjoy the wait with the rest of us

 

yeah man just be cool

 

Ok just fucking wait till your parents are asleep, open your window and smoke out of anything you want. Its NOT really THAT hard. Lol.

 

Man. I just did. Out of my can. Got like 5 hits. Nothing happened except My finger is burnt and my mouth is dry. ??? What gives???

 

lol smoke more, and make sure you actually see loads of smoke coming out when you exhale, i prefer bottle pipes then you can see the smoke swirl round as you get high and it looks cool

 

^^^ thats what i told her last night! smoke till your high, dont stop!

 

cans suck first off all, ive never really seen anyone actually get high using one. just light the nug, breathe in as you light it, then stop and breath in some extra plain air. hold it for a good 10 seconds, then breath out. if your throat doesnt burn afterwards, or you dont cough at all, you didnt do it right.

 

the cotton mouth is a good sign though

 

Eh. next time hopefully I can do it with some friends.

 

this thread is CRUSHING MY SOUL

 

dude it STILL hasnt happend!!!??? oh man!

just gotta inhale right, hold it in as long as possible, and make sure its weed. and you're set.

 

just fuckin kill yourself already

 

aw thats fucked up, the girl just needs some direction. Maybe she did get high she seems alot more laid back recently.

 

well here's how my first time happened.

(driving around)
friend: wanna smoke some weed?
me: sure

and we smoked a nice chillum. i got kinda high....

if you wanna get high your first time, smoke a lot, and hold it in for as long as possible. smoke outdoors, or better yet in a car, blowing smoke out the window. my parents don't notice. it's not too hard to act normal around rents. just find a pretext for being in your room, or just head to the bathroom as you get home.

don't be nervous, it's a good time and nothing bad comes of it usually.

 

yeah word, use a proper smoking apparatus (pipe, bong, joint etc).

and depending on the piece you use, you might not cough too much at all. the cooler the smoke is, the easier to hit. the bigger, longer the peice is, the cooler the smoke.

 

fuckthe can..use a real pipe or smoke a joint

someone just send her a browny or somethin..lol

 

I just don't understand. She was so pissed the first time it didn't work talking about killing herself over not getting high and now she actually gets weed, smokes it, and is totally chill about it. I'm so confused.