Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

We have a mod here?

 

Ok... He forgot his pipe, gave me the weed, it's a decent amount, I'll smoke it when I can.

 

Ok Right now!!!

Its time!

even if you dont have fire, a scott towel and toaster will do!

comon

 

now now nowww

or at least tonight..

end this saga!

 

hey you!!!!

yea have a toke but please dont take chances..ya definately dont need daddy noticin at least till your 18

then when ya get a job workin for N.O.R.M.A.L. thats when ya slap him in the face with a great big spliff

 

Please, no more talking about smoking. Make it happen.

One can only coach somebody so much.

 

Hope this hasn't been posted already, I'm a noob. Last weekend I smoked for the first time; I hit about 2 bowls of shwag with a couple friends and barely felt a thing. This weekend I'll be getting some killer ass shit.

I'm smoking out of a pipe, and I want to make sure I'm smoking this shit right. Can I get a guide to proper inhalation?

-thanks

 

1. get weed

2. get bowl

3. clean pot (get stems & seeds out)

4. pack bowl

5. light bowl while sucking in air, remember to keep finger over the carb (small hole on one side of the bowl)

6. as soon as it feels like you can't take anymore, remove your finger from carb and continue sucking for about a second

7. hold breath (10 seconds or longer)

8. blow out smoke

9. Continue steps 5 - 8 until bowl is gone (all ashes)

10. Repeat steps 3 - 9 as needed


- 42o -

 

killer assed shit its more like take hit cough your brains out.. take 1 more hit & be too stoned to take anymore for awhile..lol
have fun

 

make sure the smoke gets into your lungs.... not your mouth!

 

and dont fucking cough into the bowl while hitting it or leave the mouthpiece wet with your saliva. hold the hit for at least 10 seconds. breath in extra air to pack it down into your lungs.

 

Well most of the THC is absorbed instantly into the lungs so you don't really need to hold it at all.

 

wow you guys get way too complicated........its not that hard........just hit the bowl..........and not all good stuff will make you cough.....

- 42o -

 

lol i smoked up a virgin toker yesterday and he commited the worst of all potsins (in my book anyway) and i offered him last tokes on a joint and then he toked and flicked it on the ground and stamped it out

i was like

there was weed in there you idiot!

and then i forgave him cos hes new to it after all

oh yeah moral of the story

woodstock, neverrrrr stamp out a joint!




got high yet? ^^

 

dooo itt alreadyy!!

but what if she dosent get high?.i mean there is a chance u know.
but anyway hope u have a good time \m/

 

shit or get off the pot! no pun inteded

 

if i was him i woulda been like "then lick it up you cheapskate"

 

not sure..but ithink shes smokin right now

solets all light 1 with her to end this epic journey together

 

i dont mind packin another bowl for this thread


that one was to her in honor of the beginning of the rest of her life

 

in fact i'm packin my last bowl in her honour..so sure do hope shes smokin with us