Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

Yay! Now I'm all fucking excited Haha. We'll stay down there until we're sober again, or sober enough. Any other precautions I should take? Like I said, my dad's DEA and I've never done it before. Will the smoke be visible from the road? What's the best way to smoke (so less smoke rises up)?

 

I'm so happy to hear a DEA agents daughter is toking up!

Just go to the spot you said and take a few hits inhaling the way we told you. you dont have to smoke much your first time if you do it right, then sit down till you feel it or wlak around a little. If you dont feel it smoek some more and jsut take it slow. Then when your happy and high go for a walk and the smeel will be gone by the time you get back.
You are going to want eye drops and a noncarbinated drink before you go to smoke.

Youll know your high when your vision is a liitle difrent liek you stare at oen thiong to long then jump your eyes to another. And time will feel difrent manily becaus eof short term memory lose.

 

Hell yeah!!!

Got it. Wes will have the weed by next Friday, which is when we're going to do it. I've got Visine, mouthwash, strong gum, water, two pros, a swimming pool and an awesome place... I'll be just fine I hope I'll fill you in once I talk to Wes. I'm calling Austin tomorrow and we're gonna go see the place!!!

Okay. Gonna be some fun times

 

you dont need to go swimming in your clothes... just dont blow smoke on each others clothes and youll be fine. also, unless youre like within 50 feet of an open window... nobodys gonna see or smell what youre doing. and its probably gonna feel waaaaay different than you think... so dont freak out if its not what youre expecting. but most of all..... have fun

 

also remember to spin in 3 circles clock wise on your even numbered drags and counter clock wise on the odd numberd drags for optimal high....


Mike...

 

It took me manyyy times before I actually got high, but that might be because I didn't do enough any of those times. I dont really think 2 hits will be enough, but maybe it'll be good to get used to it a bit before you get really stoned, then you'll slowly get familiar and gradually become a pro at masking it in front of your parents On my family visit this summer my cousin smoked with me and it was her first time. The first night she didn't feel anything, but the second night it hit her hard. Both nights we only did a joint between 3 people. So I sort of take it back, you might actually get high But enough babbling, have fun!

 

For the love of God people. You all forgot about one of the most important things possible.
One of the things that is dear and true to all stoners around the world.

You need, without a doubt.....

Munchies.

You need to bring with you, Lots and lots of delicious food.

Seriously people. Mouthwash sucks, how about masking the smell with something like fresh baked cookies??

I would say, if your gunna get stoned for your first time, and its gunna be an event. Then, you must go and get awsome food.
Or make some, or buy some, or whatever.

Seriously, bring sandwhiches, soda, cookies, brownies, whatever.

Food is about hundred times better when your high. And getting high, WILL give the munchies, and force you to be very, very, very, very hungry. (Yes, it did deserve that many very's)

Because, being hidden away in the bushes, smoking out, not wanting to see anyone else for hours, and being very far away from food, while having a crazy attack of the munchies sounds like the most horrible thing that could ever happen to me.

Well, actualy, no, that isnt, but its pretty close.

But yeah, make sure to bring good food!

 

make sure you hav pot

 

Ok I'll bring food. LOL. I thought about bringing music but that might be too risky. It's around the corner from my house (seperated by a very high rock wall and an even taller hill and a turn in the road) so I decided not to. Food will be fine though,

 

Also, you need to realize that eating will lower your high, to an extent. So don't eat directly after you smoke, wait about 30-45 minutes, especially if you take only 2 hits.

 

or wait till you get hungry

 

Ok.

 

Well, its good your mother will at least your friend come to your house, but, next time, just go, walk out the door and leave, serriously, if you don't stand up to your parents your life is going to be like that until you move out.

 

well said, my life used to be hell because of them and i stood up to them and now we've got a groovy thing going on, you dont fuck with me i dont fuck with you, all around respect. its nice ^^

 

Getting pulled out of my high school and being locked in my house for 3 years isn;t exactly groovy. My parents are tyrants and there's no way I can stand up to them without having my life destroyed.

 

hm well youre not quite old enough to pull the 'fuck you im leaving' tactic, which would be the best plan in some situations, but just try and gain a little bit of restecp

 

Say no? Go back to school? What can they possibly do?

 

They can destroy my life. It's in their power. Not much I can do about it.

 

yeah just say no

 

this kina shit is why i rebelled at 15......

and yes, they can destroy your life but they wont.....theyr trying to be "good parents" by using the enforcement method (aka robocop method) and the only way to get them to stop is

a)comply and wait for them to "lighten up
b)do some chors or something and convince them that you deserve it
c)semi rebel

i would suggest you choose c....and i dont mean burn the house down or go kill some cows....just do stuff without asking and then argue with them about why you think its right when they give you shit about it.....

i love and respect my parents....i clean my room when they ask and i take out the trash ect ect.....but they dont by any means dictate my life......i dont ask when i want to go somewere i tell them that im going (in a respectful manner)

if your parents dont respect your descisious.....why should you respect theirs.....

(im assuming you dont make completely stupid descisions)

and if you need a counter to a perent "one liner" just ask lol......

god forbid they go into the classic: "I PAY THE BILLS AROUND HERE" bit