Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

the first time i got stoned i was about 15 or just turning 16 and i was at my dads house and my step sister and i went to her friends house and we got drunk and high and i started laughing about stupid shit and then i didnt kno how wasted i was still i "tried" to stand up to leave and i like fell back down on the swing and i flipped backwards....lol my step sis was like ...omg are you ok, do you need help then i finally got up and managed to walk to the car (and no i wasnt driving)lol but then i got back to my dads and we were trying to be quiet going up the stair b/c they were asleep and i was laughing so hard i fell and then we ran up to her room and just busted out laughing and lit up a cigarette and chilled lol it was funny....

 

i bet if u suck his dick your dealer will be able to get it for you quicker, just remeber to swallow hun

 

yea i mean, we've all sucked dick for weed at least once in our lives. am i rite guys?

...in fact, thats the only way to get true sticky icky icky...... y'naw mean?

 

hahaha ;P

 

ROFLMAO!!! oh and jean ur sig is really REALLY SCARy... i dunno why it just made me get so scared all of a sudden :S

 

haha, there was actually dealer here who gave a 1/4 to any chick that would give him a blowjob.

 

Correct spelling. 10/10. You should never have doubted yourself. Award yourself a Gold Star!

 

I refuse to let this thread die.

Woodstock you high yet???

bahahhahahhaha

sorry for bringing this back guys...I couldn't resist.

 

hey, if u dont have any axe or other spray deoderant...there's always febreeze lol

 

man, its been a while, i havent heard from this girl in a while. pretty anti-climatic eh?

 

ughhh. i had a dealer than would offer up 3 grams of cocain for a blowjob. talk about desperate but it turns out there are girls out there who are just as desperate for coke. the whole thing is sick if you ask me.

 

sucking cock for coke more desperate that paying hard earned money for it.... i think not...

 

My little brother, a senior in high school, is considering smoking herb for the first time and asked my advice. Some friends of his are getting high before class and have invited him to join them. I thought I'd share my thoughts with this forum, based on many years experience, having first gotten high in 1977-78.

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Through high-school, college, and grad school I never got high before
going to class. That's a really bad idea and I'd question the judgement of friends who are doing that. It's horrible for your memory, so anything one might learn in class is probably lost. Regular use can cause loss of short-term memory even when you're not high. But in my experience that comes back after you stop for a while.

The first time I tried it nothing happened. The second time it was a
full-blown psychedelic experience, more like what I later came to know
with mushrooms. That super-intense first experience happened probably
because I'm a light-weight to begin with and I smoked a lot and then
it creeped up on me and kicked my ass! I was in 8th grade and it
freaked me out. I was pretty paranoid about the whole situation but
at the same time I was fascinated with the altered state of
consciousness and the unleashing of a certain aspect of creativity. I
haven''t had such a hallucinatory experience with it since then, but
if I consume too much I can get uncomfortably high to the point where
it's very unfun.

So, if you're going to try it, and I'm not saying you should, I
suggest that you do it in a very safe, comfortable, and relaxed
environment with people you trust to be sensitive to the uncertainties
that come with experiencing altered states of consciousness for the
first time. Don't do it because you want to impress someone. Don't be in a situation where you or your friends have to drive. Don't be in a situation where you might have to deal with a lot of other people (eg. in public, at a mall, etc., and especially not with someone's parents - especially your own - which could make you uncomfortable and paranoid, which is a very common response. Don't drink at the same time when you're first starting out for two reasons: 1) you should experience it on its own to know what it's like; 2) they can have a strong interactive effect that could make you
uncomfortable.

Give yourself 6-8 hours for the whole thing and don't plan to do
anything requiring serious concentration afterwards. You'll come down
from the high much sooner but you may still feel buzzed for a
while. The stuff these days is super strong. I would experiment with taking nomore than two puffs to start off. Seriously. If you don't feel
anything after 15 minutes, have another puff. You don't need to take
a huge hit, which may make you cough, but you should try to hold the
smoke in your lungs for half a minute or as long as you can
comfortably. There's no rush. You don't have to prove anything to
anyone. Everyone is different in terms of how much they need and you
should respect your body's tolerance level. As I mentioned, I'm a
light-weight. I don't know if that's a genetic thing, but for your first time you might as well assume you're a light-weight too. You can always do more, but can't do less...

When I'm high, I feel and experience sensual things more intensely. I
see art with a different sort of perception. Music comes alive in a
new way. I see patterns in nature that seems especially profound. My
own creativity can be freed up, so playing the piano can be really
great, or doodling, and sometimes I feel like a more inventive and
responsive lover. Sometimes I withdraw into myself and am not very
good at talking with a group of friends. That's not an uncommon
response. Sometimes I get really giggly and it can be super fun to go
into hysterical laughter with friends. That's also typical. I'm
usually best talking to one person when I'm high, and then I find that
I become very funny and we laugh a lot together. There's no real
prescription...

I hope this helps.

 

How many more turns is this thread going to take?

 

not many, its going to die soon....

 

so did she get high yet?

 

I /almost/ got high today. I was with a bunch of friends, my man Dakota had his pipe with him and some weed but no lighter. Damn. But Me and my other friend Albert are going to do it monday at lunch, and if not in two weeks at the next home game. Peace

 

youll get it some time.... i just hope you never find any hard drug connections.

 

This whole thing is just weird. She was so pissed off and wanting to die when it didn't work and now she's all nonchalant about it not happening till monday or even 2 weeks. Wtf.

 

man id wait 2 weeks to get mushrooms n stuff, not weed :S