Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

Nevermind. My parents just told me I'm not allowed to go over to anyone's house unless she's known their parents for a really long time. No wonder I can't keep any friends. No wonder I've never going to have a boyfriend. No wonder I'm a loner. Now Wes will never like me. nobody wants a girlfriend like that.

 

If your at a friends who cares. Or if you are still worried about getting caugh, just go out, find somewhere cool and go there.

And Nic think that if he's a guy and your a girl he might try and fuck you haha

 

Nah no one does want a girlfriend like that lol
Why dont you take my advice - Find somewhere cool and smoke there. You may not even get high.

p.s the reason for this post is that i didnt read till the end, and whenever I try and edit them it takes AAAAAAAAGES so blagh! *throws up at your feet, then in a well, then in a flower bed*

p.p.s I am here with love. bang. crash (after a j) so über blagh!

 

You're making it worse. I'm very depressed like now. If there's any other way out but death someone let me know. Peace out.

 

just chill its all good. if your parents have no prior reason to suspect, theyll be CLUELESS. the smell of smoke lasts 10 minutes max, and after only 2 hits... youll be 100% in an hour tops. you cant worry so much, if you're paranoid or overly nervous, youll freak out and have a bad time. make sure you have water handy though. i remember the first time i smoked i was at a party, and i was just running around grabbing everyones drinks and chugging them it was funny. o yea, i went swimming high once and it was amazing, i thought this kids pool was a lazy river and like i would float down it endlessly it was cool.

 

That sounds beautiful. Honestly. Wow.

 

don't do it at home. you're asking for trouble..

 

on how to smoke...dont just put it in your mouth and blow it out...take a puff into your mouth, then inhale air in to bring the smoke down a try to get used to it. it may take a few times


have much fun

 

Don't be discouraged. If you really want to try it then the opporotunity will come. This wouldn't be the best way (lieing to your parents) but, maybe try and come up with an excuse and then go hang out with this Wes kid.

How do they expect you to make any friends that they have known for a really long time if you can't go out and make friends?!?!?!????

Anyways when you get the chance to do it, please take more than 2 hits to make it more worth your while. Nothing worse than trying to get stoned and not get stoned Another thing, I know it has been repeated quite a bit here, be with some friends in a care free environment. If your at a friends house and your parents are picking you up then your just going to worry if maybe your parents will show up early, what if his parents show up, etc. When your someplace care free your high will be much better cause you don't have to worry about anything other than the fact that you're RIPPED OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!!!


- 42o -

 

ha, this is a wacky thread.... almost seems like its staged but with 700 something posts I'm going to have to vote no...

blonde?

ha ha ha...


sorry sorry sorry but your being way over dramatic, lol...

Mike...

 

if you're depressed and suicidal i don't recommend weed for you, it wouldn't be a nice experience

 

^^ agreed... as evidenced by all of the extreme questions ur asking, theres no way u will be able to enjoy ur high... u'd just have a panic attack, dreading the moment ur parents bust down the door with a SWAT team and send u off to prison... er... sumthin




also, why is everyone telling her to put on axe? wtf?

 

I thought of an an idea! My mom said Wes can come over to our house whenever he likes, and what a coincidence... I think I found the perfect spot!!! In El Paso there are a lot of arroyos (basically huge ditches) filled with trees and stuff. Walking down the sidewalk in my neighborhood there's a rock wall, and over it is one of those ditches. If you sort of go around the wall, there's a steep pathway into it. You follow the trail until you hit flat ground, and once you do you are completely surrounded. Huge rock wall on one side, backs of houses covered by trees on the other two sides, and the last side goes up in the same manner as the other one. If you looked over the rock wall you could probably see us, which was a problem, but then I found a way around it. That wasn't the bottom! If you sort of hopped down off the trail you were in a completely secluded place with trees completely blocking view of the road and there was space to walk around. It's perfect! And I also have a neighbor Austin who's smoked a few times and won't mind doing it again. He actually wanted him to come over so we could do it. I'm psyched. I'll make a video of the place tomorrow so
I can have some feedback. I think it's in a fairly safe distance from my house too. Think it might work? And I also have a swimming pool so we could all hop the fence over into my yard and jump in the pool in our clothes, say we got so hot running around. Feedback?

 

^^ fuckin rights duderrrr, light that shit! you don't have to get too paranoid, just take a walk and spray some odor thing on you and youre totally good

 

If we swim in our clothes for a while (after coming down) will it get rid of the smell?

 

well sure, if you want, but its unnecessary to a point... but im sure it will, yeah

 

All I needed to know, thanks. You think we'll be fine just hanging out down there? Anything that makes it more enjoyable?

 

chances are you wont get high..i didnt get high till my 7th time!
have fun bro

 

Really? What're the chances I'll get high?

 

You'll get high if you inhale right but that is the thing, most people dont do it right their first time. Puff the smoke and bring it down into your lungs by inhaling air as stated earlier, this is key HOLD IT IN!!! Hold your hits for around 10 seconds give or take a few. First times I got stoned I fell asleep so hard after like an hour...Oh and about the ditch place, sounds great and all but remember you have to get out and if your stoned as fuck it could prove to be a challenge...and if things don't work out don't get discouraged your 15 you have a wonderful life ahead to live and you will certainly get your chance. Have a great time you'll never forget it =)