Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

This is /my/ theory on the government and psychedelics. Psychedelic drugs were one of the driving forces behind the freedom revolution of the era. I guess they saw the sixties counter-culture movement as a threat to their authority. They don't want to risk it happening again, so in order to prevent that, they have to get all the people of America on their side. They do this through good old-fashioned propaganda. They spoon-feed us lies, scaring us into thinking that smoking a little weed is the equivalent of downing rat poison, and not surprisingly most people swallow it. Over time, this becomes fixated in the minds of the people and consequently into the minds of their children and their children, and before you know it the entire society has that mindset. It's ignorant, uneducated, closed-minded, and I cringe whenever I see it. Sometimes this crap is so stupid it makes me laugh! Yet people buy it! It'a really funny in a way. Just be happy to know you're smarter than all those brainwashed pawns most people have become. Even though my dad's in the DEA, I will say SCREW THE DEA with no regrets

 

haha ya get hammered! good suggestion borat lol.. though you'll get into some of trouble prolly

 

I could very well get in trouble, but screw it. It's /my/ life and I only have one of them. I'm going to live it my way. They can only control me to a certain extent anyway, and my dad's job basically consits of these business trips. I'll have plenty of opportunities, especially one more next weekend.

 

^ yup, just dont get too worked up over it, and then itll be even more of a happy surprise when it happens lol

 

eeexactly. itll be ace, and try and get wes around to help out

 

I'll talk to him tomorrow. Most likely he can hook me up with some more.

 

just make sure your inhaling right. thats probably your problem. and make sure you hold the smoke in for about 10 seconds, waaaay down in your lungs. suck in a bit right after you stop taking the hit, thatll force the smoke into your lungs. just a tip.

 

ok heres a quick trick for learning to inhale, this is how me and my mates teach weed virgins to inhale lol its tricky to explain without demonstrating but here goes

put ur thumb in your mouth, and suck on you, now pull it away and breath in air at the same time .. now with the air you just breathed in, just breathe it normally, like your taking a gulp of air because youre about the hold your breath, then just hold for 6 or more secs, and exhale

 

lol i dont get it, but i just did it for some reason

 

yeah that sounds more complicated than it should be. its really easier to show someone than to explain it through typing.

 

What video clip is that in your sig?

 

yeah i know lol

 

After I get done toking, I don't do anything but wash my hands. That's really all you need.. and something to eat, of course. I've never been caught high by anyone I didn't want to know.

 

dont be so down woodstock... youll look back not long from now and be like "wooow i cant beleive i actually even thought about suicide" youll be shocked... nothing is more precious for life.. nothing. and no matter how much you hate your parents.. they value your life more than anything in the world... even their own lives. there will be MANY more weekends in your future and a LOT more weed. ive dropped so much weed as a noob but i just laughed about it.. so did everyone else i was smoking with, its not a huge deal. my first time i was with some older popular kids so imagine how much pressure i had. some geeky 15 year old hanging with a bunch of bad ass stoner seniors. well after 2 hits and a coughed up lung, i accdently coughed into the bowl as i was hitting it, blowing the whole bowl everywhere. i was so embarrassed but they just laughed and acted like "yea ive been there before man, its cool". i dont know why i just typed all that... just tryin to cheer ya up.

 

Hehe that makes me feel better. LOL! That made me laugh.

 

haha when i was a Senior i was smoking up this 15 year old kid. bout 4 of us passing around a bowl. when it gets to him the bowl is rolling(cherried) and he takes a huge rip, then coughs into the bowl and the weed goes flying. well a burring weed ember flys into his eye. and i go Oh My God...." hes holding his eye and hes like "sorry, sorry, ill pay you for the weed!" and all I'm thinking is i hope this kid is not gonna go blind, i hope hes ok...

he was so nervous that even though he just burned his freakin eye, he was still apologizing bout spilling the bowl and even wanted to pay for it. haha
it was cool though. we got a wet cloth for his eye and i packed another bowl. then another one... then another one....etc.

i know personally ive wasted more than a half ounce of weed trying to make weed food that didnt work. i had no clue what i was doing. but i learned.

 

Those are the kinds of people that make the coolest stoners. The ones that respect the fact that you are sharing your weed with them and are willing to pay their way, when necessary, and even insist on paying/matching.

 

yeah i agree...
but this kid later got caught with a ten strip i sold him and told the cops that i was the one who sold it. thats why my car got searched, thats why my life is is turned upside down. i hate this kid, but theres nothing i can do but learn.

 

NVM, fuck that dude.

 

Ive blazed up so many people who later fuck me over.... I'm just to giving and people like to take advantage of that.
so, for the last few months before i got caught i only blazed alone.