Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by WoodstockChild, Sep 7, 2006.

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  1. professional asshole

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    do his parents care?
     
  2. enlightened

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    it depends on what kinda weed it is if you'll get high. 2 of midis wont but 2 of some sticky might. how are you only getting 4 hits out of a j-bone though? the only piece of clothing you'd need to change is your shirt. since its a joint dont forget to wash your hands
     
  3. WoodstockChild

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    I still need some help... If I'm with my friend and my mom ends up picking me up and we're riding in the closed car... then what?
     
  4. WoodstockChild

    WoodstockChild Intrepid Traveler!

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    Well his don't seem to care. He gets stoned with his dad a lot. But mine would pull me out of school and send me to a foster home.
     
  5. professional asshole

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    aaah

    doctor PA is back, hmm, i couldnt find any resin :(


    but yeah, defentally tell your mom you played foot ball or basketball with some neighbor kids hardcore, and tell her your really tired

    and defentally spray on axe, and defentally get some gum or mouthwash, and defentally sit in the back seat
     
  6. WoodstockChild

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    But I never wear axe and if I suddenly have it on wouldn't she suspect something? This is the part I'm most concerned about.
     
  7. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    lol it's funny how all of the veterans of the forum have completely avoided this post
     
  8. professional asshole

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    ive pulled this on my mom a few times,

    when you get in the car, let your mom know you played a sport pretty hard,

    tell her you smelled pretty bad, and you sprayed down with your friends axe,

    if your confiendent you got the weed smell away, ask her how it smells, and say you might start wearing it,

    excuse for the back seat, you want to relax or something
     
  9. WDYKAM

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    Clear eyes for red eyes.

    Smoke outside and you won't smell at all. If you can't get outside open and window and blow your hits out the window. Then spray some axe/whatever on yourself before you go home.

    Act straight.

    The only thing They would ask you questions about is smell and eyes. The smell thing we have covered. Your eyes should be white from the clear eyes but they may be sealed shut if you're really high. If your eyes are red/squinty and they ask tell them you and your buddy played a lot of video games and if they ask you if you're high be sarcastic laugh it off and dont sweat it.

    You'll be fine man.

    Good luck and get blazed. Nothing will ever match the first time you get ripped off your ass. So get ripped off your ass take more than 2 hits and get fuckin stoned.
     
  10. WoodstockChild

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    I will! If he has a pool and we decide to go swimming after would that help at all? Sorry, but I have to be extra careful since my dad was DEA. I'm sure we'll be smoking outside too.
     
  11. professional asshole

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    dude your really blowing this way out of proportion.


    also dude, word of advice, never EVER go swimming while high
     
  12. professional asshole

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    bolded part


    hahahhahhaha ive done that so many times
     
  13. WoodstockChild

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    I meant after we've completely come down from it. I'll be there for hours. it'll be a Friday night.
     
  14. professional asshole

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    yeah when your sober go swimming, but, yeah if its a friday night, just crash on his couch or something for that night
     
  15. WoodstockChild

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    It'll help hide get the smell off? Plus we'll be outside.

    We'll probably end up doing that xD
     
  16. professional asshole

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    does his parents smoke cigarettes in the house?
     
  17. borat

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    smoke it outside, then eat and drink water, it's no big deal. after max a couple of hours you will be able to talk ok with your parents.
     
  18. WoodstockChild

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    Well he smokes cigarettes and his parents might. Why?
     
  19. professional asshole

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    because if they smoke cigarettes inside, just go inside for a bit, and let them smoke around you,

    you will come out smelling like cigarettes instead of weed
     
  20. OstrOsized

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    Yeah cigarette smoke lingers way more then weed smoke. I've actually used this a few time cause they know my friend smokes cigarettes.
     
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