Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

You can do that??????

 

oMG!!!

 

lol i stopped rolling to read the last 5 or so pages of this thread


woodstock... chill out, no one knows what the hell theyre doing the first time lol, my first time we were hotboxing in a tent, i couldnt light it, couldnt toke it, coughed up everywhere, didnt even inhale, and i didnt get high

another chance will come

how longs your dad away for?

surely you could just go out and try again tonight?

 

Yeah you can do that, but I wouldn't recommend it for a first time. It can cause one helluva panic attack if you're not prepared. Also, it gets you WAAAAYYY fucking stoned and lasts about 3x as long as smoking. So, if you're gonna ba around you're parents, I would not bake it into something. Just smoke when you get another chance. If nothing else, get some more and maybe borrow a pipe from a friend who smokes and smoke it after your parents go to bed one weekend. You can take a nap during the day and still be awake enough to stay up late, maybe all night, and smoke outside in your yard after they go to bed. But I would still recommend smoking with someone who knows what they are doing for your first time.

 

dude if ur tht scared of ur dad then go and get bestest grades in class, never hang out and get some job in a office which obviously pays good but u will realise how fucked up ur life is. u should realise that ur parents arent everything its ur life- if u wana get blitzed just do it with m8s, stay out for a few hours then go home say hi and just sprint to ur room. OOOOOr if its that bad just wait till u have ur own place. damn i got home pissed like 2h ago, just smoked a j' now I AM wrecked

 

I'm desperate at this point. How long would that last? My friends telling me how to do something with a soda bottle and this is my other (easier) alternative.

 

easyest alternative is raise a 20$ or 20£ or whateva and buy an eight of mids. meet up with ur friend somewhere where u feel very rlaxed, ask her/him to show u how to roll a spliff, and how to light it- which basicly just involves putting the tip of the joint to the lighter and breathing in until its lit and has a cherry. then just breaTHE NORMALLY WHILE U STILL HAVE SMOKE INSIDE U. then repeat until u start feeling wird- this is the high kicking in. by now stop and wait 10min. if u feel u are comfortable enough to smoke more do so, if u feel unneasy stop. easyest ways to tell if ur stoned enough ^ lol

 

you've gotta understand that weed won't make you happy. after what i've read i don't think that you would enjoy it at all.

 

How long does putting it in food last?

 

about the same i guess- but cooking it is alot ,more obvious than smoking since the whole house will reek of of herb. unlees u dont mind it would actually be alrrite i reckon- no damage to lungs or anything. it takes alot of draw though- like a quarter or something.... just smoking is so much more peacefull and relaxing

 

DONT bake it in food for your first time

i made that mistake, it was extremely intense, couldnt walk, felt sick, couldnt think, AND i had the misfortune of haivng to talk to my parents while totally baked.. not a nice experience

trust me on this one, youre better off smoking it first time

 

Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. I salvaged half the joint, i learned how to make a can pipe and I'm gonna try that tonight. he said to practice with tea first so I don't waste my weed until I'm sure I've got it. that'll work?

 

It only takes about 1g per person, depending on the quality of herb.

 

Yeah the can will work. That is actually the way I smoked for my first time and I got fuckin blazed.

 

yea but u arent exactly gonna cook just like 1 tinyt slab of butter or cookies are ya- ull make like 10 so ull put more weed in i guess

 

ok good. this is my last chance and if I fuck this up I'm screwed Not to worry. I'm pretty confident especially since I have some ways of testing it out. I'll take a picture of it when i make it

 

I am sorry to sound rude... but the things ive read in the last few pages of posts ... are pathetic and unsensed... Sensationalism as I see on TV and on the news... stories about the DEA agent, jumping out a 18-story building, losing life and motivation from an unsmoked joint... you got all the juicy details to make your life into a friggin novel, perhaps a novel of addiction and junkie forming habits... who knows?!... Your personality traits haven't matured enough, ... you have too many years in front of you... And you sound like someone who doesnt need weed at this point in your life...

Feel happy all of those people we're helping you for 32 pages... But happiness is not something I can give you... for you have to work on it yourself... and Id tell you... do what you want, smoke that joint ... whatever.... but you have so many problems that need to be resolved in other ways than breaking away from the man and sparking up a doobie...

Think about more than that fuckin joint thats beein on your mind for 32 pages, or equivalent of 2 weeks... Theres people around you, family... and honestly... I will not assume your parents are fucktards as you make them seem to be... the problem is you, and only you can solve all of this shit... and the doobie is only 1/1000th of your problems...

 

yeaah man (to woodstock(



(lol my dads like the resident pot smoker at my house im you know what i mean so its always weird smoking around him, cool i guess, but slightly weird, so tonight hes gone til 7 and i think i just smoked myself retarded haha .. i have no idea why i told that story.. i guess it really wasnt a story FUCK SHUTUP. haha ^^)

 

You can make firecrackers. Put some butter on a single cracker and sprinkle about a g on top and put it in the microwave or the oven.

 

I'm gonna do the pipe thing. Sorry for seeming that way, I was frustrated, disappointed and had severe lack of sleep. It's gonna work out.