Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

my smoking place is pretty safe. Far enough from my house that I'm secure on that part and behind a wall. Well I'm out for now. Talk to ya later!

 

have fun!

 

I will

 

one more question... will my hair smell too? Anything I can do to prevent that?

 

Ahhhhh... only if your smoking in a 2'X2'X2' box, your going to be outside......


Heaven forbid if we have to explain the inner workings of a bong to you...

 

Sheesh.

 

No, stop thinking about it and just do it.
Tommarow your guan ask your self why you needed such a long thread lol, but its ok I know what it was liek to wonder, you have the power to educate your self though by going out side and smoking.

 

about 3 1/2 hours till I do it. I /am/ ready now okay lol.

 

haha ok, try to relaxe till then.
Im guna go smoke a bowl out my window.

 

yay!

 

What time is it there, Woodstock?

 

Just fucking forget it! I'm the biggest fucking screw up that ever lived and I feel like the biggest god damn loser on this whole fucking earth. I left as planned, 2 am, got down to the ditch and had no fucking idea what the hell I was doing so I tried to remember what Wesley told me to do so I lit one end and nothing happened except it turned into ashes but that's not the fucking point the fucking point is the thing is destroyed, I didn't get high, and here goes my chance. This is life's way of saying SCREW YOU!

 

Don't worry, it will happen eventually. My first few times the entire joint just burst into flames. The first time I did it properly, I didn't get high either.

 

haha don't worry hon! it's all goood. youll get another chance.

 

lol it obviously wasnt rolled right. and youll have to light it a few times till it cherrys, thats just how joints are. and you shouldnt really need to ask what to do, just light and suck in, i mean its just like breathing.... or just find a bowl to use, i find them waaay easier. make a homemade pipe or bong out of stupid junk laying around.

 

I went to bed miserable, I woke up miserable, and none of this is helping. I feel like jumping out the window of an eighteen-story building into rush-hour traffic if you want me to be honest. You don't understand. That was my chance. /I/ fucked it up.

 

If it is meant to happen, it will. And since you seem so determined for it to happen, I would say it is meant to. You just gotta be patient and when the time is right, you'll be stoooooonnnnnneeed

I would not suggest smoking alone for your first time anyway. Maybe smoke a bowl with this Wes character and ease your way into potheadedness. Nobody knows what they're doing their first time, so you need a stoner mentor to show you what to do.

Be patient and don't beat yourself up over it.

 

My dad's a DEA agent. He's only gone this weekend and next weekend, then he's home. It's over. my mom won't let me go hang out with Wes. It's over. All over. my life is down the toilet.

 

You life is not over because you cant smoke weed lol.
You sound like a true addict. Juat relaxe and try later, its not like its some life alterting thing. Wait till you move out if you have to, its not a big deal.


If you really want to get high, and cant smoke go to a friends house and bake it in to something.

 

Wait Till I Move Out? Three Mother Fucking God Forseken Years??!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aghhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I Swear To Fucking God Somebody Just Kill Me.