Getting high for the first time... NEED ADVICE!!!

^ omg...GO FUCKING SMOKE IT YOU RETARD

i'm so fuckin sick of seeing this thread pop up in my "your posts" link, seriously just go smoke the fucking weed and come back to your house, it's not fucking crack listen to yourself already your smoking it in a fucking ditch, you dont think thats gonna put you in a bad mind set when your sitting in a ditch ripped as fuck tripping out that your gonna get locked away and with every toke you worry that your memory is going to disapate and your gonna go on a drug induced killing spree?

the first time i smoked weed, the guy passed me a pipe, i toked it, we went to tim hortons laughed a bit then i went home, i wasnt formulating a plot worthy of a oscar winning film.

GO SMOKE IT AND CLOSE THIS FUCKING THREAD

 

hey man shes just lookin for a bit of advice

nothin wrong with that

just dont read this if it bothers you?

 

My mom suspects I want to get high and is always interrogating me. i have to do this right.

 

totally


i dont know how strong the stuff you got is but smoke half, wait a few mins to see if you feel anything, if not, smoke the rest. i say this because i think th efirst time i ever properly smoked i caned a joint and it was too much too fast, fucking amazing fun none the less

 

it took 24 pages to explain how to smoke weed..

this forum...

 

okay. I don't think it's very strong, so I've heard. Since it's bothering you so much lets just leave it at that. I'll post again after I've done it

 

hopefully you OD

 

just go smoke it. you arent going to get caught. you arent going to die. you arent going to forget where you live. just go blaze end of story. if you dont get ripped, try it again next weekend. if you get ripped, do it again next weekend anyway haha.

 

ha ha ha... Oh my this thread is OUTTA CONTROL, I advise watching Dazed and Confused, any cheech and chongs, or half baked, hell watch all of them, its just fucking weed, less wacky than beer.


No actually were all lying, your going to get so smashed you wanna jump off tall buildings thinking you can fly, your going to chase imaginary red ballons into the street and get hit by a car. You have a very good chance of lossing all your memory and spending the rest of your life as a vegatable on a hospital bed, oh ya and dont forget the complete lack of control over your bladder, your going to piss yourself repeatedly... And PS I thought your friend did this stuff? call me silly but why not ask him/her.....


Mike...

 

how was it ?

 

she's blazed as shit, i just found wondering around clueless in my backyard.

 

^ was she with the other 26 willy wonkas?
: )

 

Hopefully smoking weed will convey to you an ultimate truth:

That Axl Rose is a faggot and GnR sucks the pen0r.

 

evrrrry rose has its thooorn... thats them right?

 

so like when are they gonna smoke it? tonight?

 

i dunno, they left

EDIT: passes the bud

 

I think they OD'ed

 

I'm doing it tonight and I'm fucking freaking out now. But it's now or never and it's what I /want/ to do so I'm going to do it.

 

mann don't get so worried about it, it's not like heroin or some hardddcoreeeee drug

just enjoy yourself yeahhh and have fun

 

I'm just scared now that my mom's gonna come in my room and I'm not gonna be there :/