Getting banned off forums!

I've only ever been banned off two but one was for something really stupid, have you ever been banned from a forum and what for?


A couple of years ago a certain woman who was well known in the british press for her outlandish and outspoken comments said that if a certain event occurred then she'd run stark naked through London with a sausage inserted in her rectum!
This was mentioned on the forum and as you do I asked the question that everyone else was thinking, was she going to use a fresh sausage or a frozen one?
The question was asked in all seriousness, I mean would it be even possible to shove a fresh raw sausage up one's rectum, then again would it be a pleasant experience shoving a frozen one up there? I think not, anyway the next thing was I was banned!

 

It wasn't the Lovehoney forum by any chance. I am sure I have seen you somewhere before ?

 

No oddly enough it was an engineering forum, for some strange reason we ended up with one female moderator who was all sort of feminist, well you can imagine how that went down with a bunch of engineers, lol
Never been on Lovehoney, what others do you go on?

 

Lovehoney were very fickle. They are a sextoy forum but you cant go into erotic details on the forum. Yeahhhh !

I have been on quite a few relationship forums because that is what I did upto December last year .

Appart from a hobby forum the only other is Lush but I don't post on there anymore and used a different user name .

 

Ahh I went on lush a few years ago, I used to write stories, but that was under a different name.

 

I have been banned from Doomworld forum for having arguement with people who say that doom should be played with mouse. I said Doom does not have to be played with mouse. Keyboard is enough for Doom.

I repated this thought of mine on forum many times and many times and I got banned later.

 

Some of the stories are pretty good. We changed some of them into roleplays for the bedroom .We even start some outside of the bedroom and in the pub .

I have dined with a fantastic sexy secretary . Good job nobody knew us Lol

 

They banned me and I took 2 new accounts with the nick names of ''will never use mouse'' and ''will never ever use mouse'' after that. Both 2 accounts got banned right away.

 

I remember having a thing with a young cleaner at work, she was about half my age, she'd never let me give her one but was up for anything else and boy did we do some weird stuff! One night one of the staff came in and walked straight into my office, she was sat on my knee wearing nothing but a pair of little black panties as I played with her tits, he looked at me and just said, 'sorry mate, didn't know you had your hands full, I'll come back later' and away he went. lol

 

He was probably too embarrassed to say anything else . Sometimes if you can make humour out of a situation like that it does help .

The cleaner thing would make a good short story .

 

Lol!

 

What's all this?
I got banned from my old forum for poaching members for here.
Who cares anyway.

 

Your just a twouble maker

 

Yep that is true. Lol

 

People, that I actually liked, got banned from HF for stupid shit.

 

A guy once got banned from one of our engineering forums, he was a real prick, anyway he started his own forum and we didn't know it was him running it, then one by one he started banning us all for stupid stuff. It was his pathetic way of getting back at the rest of us, the only trouble was in the end the forum finished, it had no members. lol

 

My stalker troll has been banned 18 times from this forum.
Let alone all the others!

 

A bit like Lovehoney then .....................................................

 

What an idiot!!