I hate kids. I think they're whiny, annoying, loud, co-dependent, and boring. I've never had a threesome, though I fantasize about it. I masturbate two times a day, and once before I go to sleep. It relaxes me, gimme a break. I love classical music, I can't help it. I was once sexually attracted to my female cousin and I re-considered asking her out, but then I lost interest. Whew! That feels good.