get the ale in luke yer tight bastard

Sorry dude, I should know better than to make fun of the afflicted, me mum would have me guts for garters.

 

Everyone's invited!


...just me then?

 

...

 

Hahahaha! That actually made me laugh out loud.:tongue:

 

how much ale yer got stocked in man ....arty: ...for fuckssake dont let luke in first be fuckall left when everyone else arrives .

 

I've got a six pack of strongbow and I'm not afraid to use it!

Help yourself fellas, fill yer boots!

 

aww ... no glass of wine for the ladies?

 

anyone tried oranjeboom just havin a slurp now tell yer what nice with a doobie :cheers:

 

Is Tesco Value Rosé OK? I got a 5 litre plastic keg

 

lol .. sure cheap booze is ok with me.

 

Steady now ... it's 9.5%

 

kestrel superstreghs fuckin strong man like firewater ........started on christmas booze already :cheers:

 

Bottle of single malt for the festivities.

 

Not to self: Cider and Tequila don't mix.

 

take it you had a good night luke ?

 

No, I fucking lost my Dai Cap, and if someone's stolen it I'm going to fucking kill the ****!

 

how the fuck d yer loose it should"nt it have been on your head

 

Some fucking **** has always got to be the one who takes it off me, because they think it's some kind of fucking novelty. Fucking cunts.