get the ale in luke yer tight bastard

Man, I was at a party the other night. I was fucked off pills! And I was talking shit all the time, as you doo. Anyway, this stupid fucking **** of a Swansea-faggot fell on my dykie friend, and she's tiny. He could have easily crushed her. So anyway, I was pissed off at that and my jaw was tense as it was anyway. THEN the fucking **** spilled cider on my dai-cap, so I went fucking apeshit.

"That better not have spilled on my cap, you bastard!"
Everyone: "UH-OH!!!"
"YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Picking the cap up and slapping it back on the floor, it fell heavily and you could hear how wet it was from the splashing it made as it fell.

"Sorry mate, I'm just abit drunk."
"WELL FUCKING DON'T BE, IN IT! YOU ****!"

So my weekend was shit, and my mouth was tense for days. On the other hand though, I think my friend likes me, and I like her back. But I think she's a dyke...What am I thinking, can she really like me?

(My literary flare has gone to shit in that story.:lol: )

 

Fancy leaving your cap lying about at a party, asking it to get damaged weren't you. The gentleman involved was having a party you shouldn't of abused him for stumbling.
Keep of the pills till you find a place and time to deal with them.

Oh and hi again, hope your well otherwise.

 

what type of hat was it man a twathat by any chance :santa3: happy chrimbo :cheers:

 

It was more of an excuse to shout at him for being a **** and falling on my friend, and slamming a table with a cricket bat constantly. He was just being generally loud and noisy, and a ****.

 

It was a Dai-Cap.

 

wtfs a dia cap man sounds like something an engineer uses what colour was it ?

 

should"nt that be worn on yer knob think i would of spilled ale on it an all

 

only joking luke ........not the face:boxing:

 

:lol:

 

your round man roll us your cap and get the ale in yer tight bastard and before yer ask cunthooks ile have a bottle of jd ..................cheers:cheers:

 

a bottle of stella will do fella

 

no need to go into the cellar sit at the bar instead and listen to some paul weller

 

ahh ... there you are. I've missed seeing your posts the past few days. and i'm not trying to be funny. i really do love your posts as they make me laugh 1/2 the time.

good luck with your friend there. and yes, someone could really like you? *shock, horror, shock*

 

Yeah, but I think she's a dyke.

 

well ... maybe she's bi? ... if not ... you will at least have a good friend. and well i guess that won't keep ya warm at night, but it's something. alot more than some people have.

* my overly optimistic view on life *

 

That's the thing: we're already close friends.

 

Just because she's got a moustache dosn't mean she's homosexual.