Get Rich Quick Scheme Right Here

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Deus Ex Cirrhosis, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. 1. Buy Juicer.
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    2. Make juice with following ingredients:

    A. Orange juice
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    B. Water (for consistency)
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    C. Chalk
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    3. Market it as a cheaper, generic brand Sunny D.
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    4. Roll around in pool of cash, naked
     
  2. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    haha i'm never buying your juice..see the trick is you DON'T tell anyone..:p
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    I'm sure you'll have very poor and annoying children.
     
  4. No one else thinks Sunny D tastes like fucking chalk?
     
  5. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    sunnyD tastes like puked up oj

    I had a sip once and literally had to spit it out... couldn't bring myself to swallow it
     
  6. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    never tried it ): i feel like im missing out now though
     
  7. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    i dont drink anything with with the word "sun" in its product label...
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    i dont' like sunny D...real OJ is much much better
     
  9. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    Don't you guys ever learn??

    It's better to drink milk, because OJ will kill your ass.
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Yup real juice is better than fake crap.
     
  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    write a one page fold over pamphlet on how to get rich quick. take out ads in national magazines full of paragraph after paragraph of meaningless drivil, in which you tell people to send you ten dollars for the pamphlet.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  12. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    saucy. me likes.
     
  13. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    Wait, I've got my own get-rich-quck-scheme.

    Everyone send me a dollar right now.

    That's it.
     
  14. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

    wtf. SunnyD is fucking delicious.
     
  15. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    Sunny D is about as disgusting as Eliot, I must say.
     

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