Get Rich Quick Scheme Right Here

1. Buy Juicer.



2. Make juice with following ingredients:

A. Orange juice


B. Water (for consistency)


C. Chalk


3. Market it as a cheaper, generic brand Sunny D.


4. Roll around in pool of cash, naked

 

haha i'm never buying your juice..see the trick is you DON'T tell anyone..

 

I'm sure you'll have very poor and annoying children.

 

No one else thinks Sunny D tastes like fucking chalk?

 

sunnyD tastes like puked up oj

I had a sip once and literally had to spit it out... couldn't bring myself to swallow it

 

never tried it ): i feel like im missing out now though

 

i dont drink anything with with the word "sun" in its product label...

 

i dont' like sunny D...real OJ is much much better

 

Don't you guys ever learn??

It's better to drink milk, because OJ will kill your ass.

 

Yup real juice is better than fake crap.

 

write a one page fold over pamphlet on how to get rich quick. take out ads in national magazines full of paragraph after paragraph of meaningless drivil, in which you tell people to send you ten dollars for the pamphlet.

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saucy. me likes.

 

Wait, I've got my own get-rich-quck-scheme.

Everyone send me a dollar right now.​

That's it.

 

wtf. SunnyD is fucking delicious.

 

Sunny D is about as disgusting as Eliot, I must say.