Get Offa Ma Boat!

Why do you folks even bother, you know I'm going to win.

 

Because even your reflection ducked as you fell overboard,Yoops!

[and I assure you,you DID fall...nobody pushed....honest]

 

Must liven up my message a little......have a nice swim to that island over there......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0

 

Attention people: I'm giving a magic show on the upper deck! *poof* you're all gone

 

Coming About! Oh watch that boom!! OOHHH boom off into the drink with you all! I'm the Captainess of this vessel!!!

 

Sails? Oh,how QUAINT. See,THIS little beauty does 0-60 knots in 3 sec...oh,you fell overboard!

...I take it you weren't ready?.........[smirk]

 

Oh look pirates.

 

of course you can go swim....

of course I lowered the anchor, this isn't the lies thread is it? (crosses fingers)

 

Oh look-morrow playing in the water-well,I say 'playing'......

 

Puggy, I need you nowwwwwwwww....Puggy dives in to save morrow, morrow is up the ladder, engine on...byeeeee pugsy serves you right for being just tooo darn nice!

 

DRAT that durned woman! Lucky I always carry my inflatable Bat-Unicorn....
Right,now to fly alongside and shock her into 'falling' overboard....
[cue 'Mwahahaha'-type evil laughter]




[oh,btw....I did NOT push the old bat over the side-she FELL....honest....]

 

YAAAY! You scummy lot have finally learned-two weeks,with not a single attempt!

Ahhh,Puggy,m'boy-you have this wonderful craft to yourself.
Right-time for some nekkid sunbathing,so my plums can catch a few rays....ahhhhh

 

Ray is not coming over, you have had your holiday..now..get offa ma boat puggy..*Pushes his naked body over board, and scares the sharks away*

 

Oi! You MANKY old bat!

That's the [mumble]teenth time I've told you-get OFF [splash] my boat-and STAY off!

 

Sorry it took so long for me to re-acquire this vessel (I've been rather busy as of late).

Now kindly shove off, thanks in advance.

 

Ok Mr Hale...you arxed f'rit...meet...SARKY CAT...then get yo ass off my boat-and take Justin with you!

 

PUGGY! M'MAIN MAN! here-take the weight off,set yerself down and enjoy the view!


...which is uninterrupted by those charmless oiks claiming they have a right to stink the place up,old boy.
Oh,they try-but in the end,true breeding shines through,Lord Puggy
Here....have a glass of vintage while we await the first plebian attempt at grammar,punctuation and sentence structuring.
Here-here comes one now...you'll LOVE this,Puggy.....

I say,YOU...yes,you working-class oik! What brings your scrofulous self here to my deck,pleb?

 

[sniffs pits] ...ummm...is it my aftershave that's stopping you underlings attempting to board?


Or have you realised just WHO is Monarch Of The Deep [ai thenkyo] and buggered off to play on your raft?

 

Pugs, im starving, can you go get some food please..pleeease...hands him a fiver, pulls up anchor, speeds away, and shouts...keep the change ya filthy animal!
now who is home alone? whaa haaaa!

 

I dunno how to tell you this morrow...but that's the wrong boat!
[I'd've thought the big 'tug-for pulling manky old barges only' sign on that one would be a clue]

Still-at least it smells better than you..... :bandana: