"WOW! ! ! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE) WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE - MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE - TOTAL LEGENDS!!!" Newsom posted through his press office on X. "PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SCREAMING 'MAMA! MAMA!' AND I SAY, 'NO, I AM YOUR DADDY!!!'" Newsom continued. "THE GOLDEN ERA BEGINS IN THE GOLDEN STATE, ALL BECAUSE OF ME, THE PEOPLE'S GOVERNOR, THE CARTOGRAPHER-IN-CHIEF, WHO WILL NOW LET THE PEOPLE VOTE!!! THANK YOU, USA!!!"
Here Newsom goes after Fox News. “WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME 'DADDY' (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS 'ADVICE.' SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: 'MEATBALL RON,' TOMI 'TOILET' LAHREN, AND TEDDY 'CANCUN' CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO 'PLAY THE MUSIC' TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU.”
I wonder how many MAGATs realize this is sarcasm and mockery and not just imitation. Probably a small percentage. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
He's still going on about Fox News... "FOX (“EDITS THE TAPES”) NEWS MUST CANCEL THEIR WEEKEND STINKERS IMMEDIATELY!!! THEY ARE VERY DISHONEST AND ALL THEY DO IS TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (AND MANY SAY THE MOST HANDSOME IN HISTORY, THANK YOU!). LARA TRUMP’S “SHOW” IS A TOTAL DISASTER. NO PERSONALITY, NO TALENT, VERY LOW ENERGY. SHE DESPERATELY NEEDS "COACHING" FROM CRAZY FATHER-IN-LAW!!! ALSO, WHY DID FOX LET MARK “NOBODY” LEVIN (I HAD TO GOOGLE HIM) TRASH ME???? HE SAID I AM TOO POPULAR ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HE HATES THAT THE PEOPLE LOVE ME AND HOW I MAKE TRUMP LOOK LIKE THE WEAK LITTLE (HANDS) MAN HE IS! MARK SHOULD TAKE “NOTES” FROM JESSE WATTERS WHO KEEPS CALLING ME “DADDY” EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HIM NO THANK YOU!!! CANCEL THE “FOX NEWS STINKERS” NOW! THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO STINK UP OUR AIRWAVES ANY LONGER! AND PLEASE NO MORE NEGATIVE ADS ABOUT ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN
Mmm...*shakes hand side-to-side.* He does do some very good things. But I'd prefer to find one who believes in environment, civil rights, and NOT taxing people out of house and home.
When 80% of democrats attempt to change the first amendment, so they can censor conservatives more often, what you require is a Revolution, because its patently obvious, there never was anybody in charge around here. Testing their damn DNA is the easiest way to determine how they vote, and they know it. AI Are The Future, Because There Never Was Any Intelligent Life Around Here! Beam Me Up Scotty!
Right! I don't see Dems trying to fuck around with the Constitution, but Republicans are just ignoring it when it suits them. There is no checks and balancing anymore. Sad end to democracy. If there was any kind of free speech censorship by dems it would be Fox News disappearing, not Voice of America, which Trump wants to replace with rabid Trump supporting OANN. So they can broadcast his lies across the globe. Anyway this thread is about President Newsom.
All Hail King Gavin! Make America Gavin Always. Biting satire on Melania wanting to be on the cover of Vanity Fair
Here's what our future leader said about the deployment of military personnel on the streets of L.A. Trump and his loyalists, they thrive on division because it allows them to take more power and exert more control. Democracy is under assault right before our eyes. The moment we’ve feared has arrived. We do not want our streets militarised by our own armed forces. Not in LA. Not in California. Not anywhere.
“BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT KID ROCK IS NOT IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF OUR GREAT STATE, I AM GIVING SERIOUS CONSIDERATION TO TAKING AWAY HIS RESIDENCY. HE IS A THREAT TO CALIFORNIA'S EARDRUMS, AND SHOULD REMAIN IN THE WONDERFUL STATE OF MICHIGAN, IF THEY WANT HIM. GOD BLESS AMERICA! — GCN.” Newsom's ongoing feud with Kid Rock who is an asshole.
Posted by President Newsom. Yes, I live in the greatest country of all, California, and Newsom is our wonderful President. Not this slob...
Here Gavin takes on J D Vance again, his likely dancing partner 2028. “J.D. ‘JUST DANCE’ VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE ‘BARGAIN BIN’ IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR,” Newsom wrote. “THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH ‘THE COUCH’). HE IS VERY WEAK… THE GUY CAN’T RUN, TAKES MORE “VACATIONS” THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE ‘CHAIRMAN TRUMP’ NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR,” the governor continued. “WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK ‘SMART,’ BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN”
