gathering in the field pic

We'll do like Chiefcow pie and wander round the mountain calling for him...



...but 7river will be off in the river

 

I love nature.

BUT...

I'm a little tired of it.

I think I made too many trees.

Sure, you need them for the air but, I might have made you so that you didn't need air to breath.

A lot of you would've been satisfied if they could've breathed on gin and tonic.

 

but GOD what did you think of the pic? did we please you? well you please bestoweth thou blessings upon our heads?! we even shriveled halloweens penis for you!

 

here is another pic for your viewing pleasure.

it should be referred to as Cicadaface



ok i got it, just scroll down

 

Holy Mary-Ecstasy -

You could never displease me.

My heart sings at every post I read from you.

Rejoice!

Your Lord loves the pictures!

BUT...

If...er...you had a little clothes on...so that...er...I could better appreciate my creation fully...that would...er...er...really get me hor...er...happy...

 

god can you fix that for me? it will not post.

 

Of course I can.

AND...

I will too.

Send me the nude pic by pm.

I promise I will showeth to all.

Am I divine or am I divine?

 

oh sweet father.......you sawest me last evening as i shouted out your name in that moment of ecstasy that you allowest our technology to bringeth me.

(one more try)

 

Oh...

Yes...

I'm sorry about all the trouble you went through to findeth thy batteries though...

I like to hide things.

Once I hid St-Peter's chair at the gate for 300 hundred years.

He spend 20 years without talking to me.

Nice guy and all but, he can be a bitcheth.

 

YAY!! We have the technology!!!

Thank God!!

 

You are welcome.

I was very busy when the vibrator came out. Yet, my policy was to at least giveth the divine inspiration for minimum of two inventions per year.

I wanted to show I careth for the females.

SO...

In my all-goodness, I had some gay guy invent the vibrator.

That same year I also had someone invent the hula-hoop.

I also had a cure for cancer but - I'd reacheth my quota of two for that year.

Then, I never bothered with it again.

 

i see god is gone now but jesus is here.

jesus........what is your thought on the cicada? do you think that it is a strange creation?

 

I'm back.

Even God can enjoy a beer with a ham sandwich once in a while.

 

then why did you raise me on fish and wine?

 

How can i place a pic?...i cant...!

 

Godamn brat...

You're to do as I say not, as I do.

If I'd have given in to all you wanted, I'd have had to payeth you guitar lessons... You spoiled jews all think that money grows on clouds.

 

see what i have to deal with?

imagine growing up in "the house of God"

and then you leave me hangin like you did!

 

Junior, I don't think that we should wash our robes in public.

If you go on that path - AGAIN - I'm gonna sendeth you to the corner and this time you won't stay there for only 100 years.

 

I want to place my pic but only the URL adress appears

 

She has a style of her own , no?



it was about 75 degrees out and shes wearing a large lifejacket