Gastronomical faux pas

imho:

1. It is acceptable to get a little jelly in the peanut butter/unacceptable to get peanut butter in the jelly.
2. It is acceptable to get a little butter in the jelly/unacceptable to get jelly in the butter.
3. It is acceptable to get a little mayo in the mustard /unacceptable to get mustard in the mayo.

 

NO
NO
NO
and NO CRUMBS IN THE BUTTER

 

do you need me to come and spank you with a wet noodle?????

 

I will assume the position.

 

What about cheese and fish? Those should never go together imo.

 

I don't care what you eat with fish!!! I don't eat fish or cheese!!! I do like gold fish crackers

 

10 lashes with wet noodle on that naughty butt for causing havoc with condiments!!

 

lemon and lime go with salt family of foods, NOT with the sugar family. (for me anyway)
any one starch, goes with almost anything, but NOT with another starch (mash on biscuits, noodle samitch, i mean, really?)
fruits and veg should not be eaten in the same hour, of so i remember it being said back in the day.
milk or lactose products, to NOT go well with acids like lemon or lime. as in, like ice cream or milk shake with dill pickles.
then of course there's the epicac combinations unless you want them.
yougurt soda is an aquired taste, but an interesting one.
do not top green tea ice cream with wasabi. yes they're both green, and can be mistaken for each other with less then pleasing results.

 

I disagree with starch.....mashed potatoes and corn !! You scoop a fork full of potato and turn upside down into the corn!

 

I agree with all of these. You ever heard of a mixed drink called a Cement Mixer. It's a squeeze of lemon over some Bailey's Irish Cream then take a shot and don't swallow but mix it around your mouth until it curdles.

 

Not a fan of wet curries. For me hot spices and coconut milk don't mix.

 

Need to ask! Pizza with pineapple? I love it with sausage and pepperoni

 

I can stand about anything on a pizza but green bell peppers. Nasty!

 

I don't like them either but love the smell

 

I like the red and orange ripe ones but the green taste horrid to me. I am also averse to fennel and black licorice, and cilantro to me taste like soap.

 

I hate cilantro too