Gangs of stick-suckers!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by scratcho, Jul 1, 2013.

  1. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    :sunny::sunny:If one goes on quick links to see who is on line and you get past the member list, there is at least one and sometimes two guests reading the Instructions on damn near each page on How to Suck your Own Dick. Always. I'm tellin'you--there must be hundreds and hundreds of dudes all over the world rolling around on the floor trying to get their little weiners up to their lips instead of logically looking for some outside help on this!! Girls. Women. Please can't you give these poor, lonesome bastards a little help before they break their fuckin' necks???? Never saw the likes of it.[​IMG]
     
  2. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    What kind of thread did I click on and how did it turn into this?
     
  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    :leaving:
     
  5. There's some crazy threads that the guests are sometimes reading.
    and scratcho, you sure you don't know more about that thread than you are letting on? ;)
     
  6. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm going to bed.
     
  7. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

    I was told many years ago (by someone that claimed to have seen a man do this) that in order to do this the dude had a rib on each side of his chest removed. :eek:

    Is that even possible?
     
  8. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

    not unless he also added extra vertebrae.
     
  9. odonII

    odonII O

    Removal of Lower Ribs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6G_nttPdp0"]Rib Removal Surgery - YouTube

    I don't think in many if any countries you can have it done so you can SYOP.
    It seems to be done at the same time as a nephrectomy (removal of a kidney)

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    I did hear Prince had it done so he could SHOP - but I doubt it.
     
  10. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

    i heard the same about marilyn manson, its just an urban legend that seems to surround any vaguely androgynous celebrity. its patently untrue, for one thing it wouldn't actually help in any way, you'd need a longer, more flexible spine, not a rib removal.
     
  11. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Those have been removed. Chiropractors will probably see a drop in their businesses.
     
  12. odonII

    odonII O

    Perhaps surrounds those you imagine would like to :p

    If you were to have a 12" penis, a few ribs removed, a tummy tuck and be into yoga - it might be possible to get part of it in your mouth o_O


    I jest.
     
  13. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Personally,if I had a 12 inch penile member,I'd move to San Fran and become a billionaire. Alas,I'll just muddle around here in Springfield with my vienna sausage.
     
  14. odonII

    odonII O

    *chuckle*
     
  15. Voyage

    Voyage Noam Sayin

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_WKVG3xoA"]randal & dante '..never tried to suck your own dick?' - YouTube
     
  16. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Love that movie! Too bad the rest of his stuff hasn't measured up.
     
  17. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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