GAME: Marry em', Kill em' or Fuck em' - hipforums edition

oldhippie--marry
tencentaracde--kill
darius-- i dont know who that is but i guess FuCK

3 new ones:
CrystalStarr-
BeachBum-
RandomZephyr-

 

don't feel bad. people either wanna marry or kill me. either way, i'm probably not gonna get laid.

 

I said I wanted to fuck you too kc so anyway what ya doin around 9ish?

 

No one wants to marry me. People either want to fuck or kill me. Oh well, marriage is a scam anyway.

 

Okay, now let's get back to the game.

 

CrystalStarr-Marry
BeachBum-Fuck
RandomZephyr-Kill, I guess

Huck Finn
Cynical Otter
Kilgore Trout

 

You would rather fuck someone you don't know than fuck me? I rule.

 

Huck Finn kill
Cynical Otter fuck
Kilgore Trout marry
seamonster
personfacetencentarcade

 

Marry- Lorelei
Kill-JesusLuvsU
Fuck-Nisha

 

you're not getting the game man

 

Man - the host hasn't gotten any action from the contestants in a good 30 rounds or so. Oh well, at least I still have the showcase showdown girls.

 

THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT CONTESTANTS ARE ME, SEAMONTSTER, AND TENCENTARCADE

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

 

You're welcome. Now hurry up and fuck me to death, like you promised.

 

I'm confuzzled.

 

SEAMONTSTER, marry
TENCENTARCADEkill
person face fuck

 

I believe that's four kills for me. Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ, I am the best member ever.

 

personface - marry (see, someone loves you)

seamonster - fuck
tencentarcade - kill. because you're just way too cool for this planet and NEED TO MOVE THE FUCK ON!

mjguitar girl -
willy wonka
sunangel (if anyone says kill i'll send the psychiatrist around to your place, because you're just sick.)

 

please consult the rules on the first page.


thanks,


Bob

 

OkAY, now the next person names 3 people. Is is really that hard???

 

mjguitar girl - marry
willy wonka fuck
sunangel kill
I am sorry I had to do it.