FYI: the world ends in 1 day and 38 minutes

Thought you might want to prepare

http://www.jorvik-viking-festival.c...ng-apocalypse-predicted-for-22-february-2014/

 

for what its worth, the world ends and replaces itself every second, every mini-micro-micro-pico-nano-nano second. ah but yes, there are these. i remember going to s.c.a. events in an tir back in the 80s, when i was in the barrony of three mountains recorder consort.

("oh see how the myst lies over the fields, the morning of battle is cuume. soft through the glen comes the muffled sound of men, and the murmur of a distant drum.
fill our cups, with ale or wine or beer, for there's too much water rou and here. with a drip and a splash we are freezing off our ass, you know that it is winter in an tir")

 

I have been through at lease three world ending events, I survived to talk about it, ask me anything.

 

Right on!

 

I have been.

Been digging a hole for years now.

But then just yesterday I heard the Earth is going to crack in half, so that was a big waste of time.

I'll just grab a beer and go outside when the clock runs out then.

Hope it's a good show.

 

Damn, why is this festival in february! It looks like something I would enjoy the crap out. Thanks for sharing

 

This reminds me of a spiritual forecast that said something "life changing" would happen in February. Whatever it is, it is supposed to change the entire world as we know it.

YAY!

 

Why do you think it would be a positive change?

 

It's already changed me. I have a third eye that grew on my forehead and a tiny penis started to grow, right near my asshole. Like most men, I have been playing with it,,, this ain't so bad but peeps do comment on the eye thing. Best part is maybe if it gets big enough I can go fuck myself.

 

Are you implying most men have grown a little penis near their asshole? I was totally unaware of that! The apocalypse must be upon us!

 

Tiny perianal penises = genetic modification because the zetas were beat by the reptilians, who are currently dominating and in control.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs"]The End of the World - YouTube

 

I repeat,,, like most men, I have been playing with it,,,,

 

That's how I deduced most men must have grown a little penis there

 

Nice save goalie...

 

did this happen yet? am I dead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY"]R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World - YouTube

 

When I was in psychiatric hospital we had a joke - "it's the end of the ward..."

 

SonofaBitch, I lived through another one! Damn I am getting good at this,,,