funny things you learn as a mom...

I've learned that a 3 year old female human is the cutest most adorable mammal in the animal kingdom when they really want something from you.

 

teehee. she is something else.

 

That kid knows how to work. Holy shit, man. I've not ever seen anything like it.... wait just a damn minute. Yes I have. Her mother!!!

 

:blushes:

 

That was so sweet.

 

Boy, was it ever, too. My gawd.

 

I have a feeling our daughter is gonna have her daddy wrapped around her baby finger.

 

i've learned that the moment my lap is empty, someone else will want to sit on it. including the cats.

 

I've learned that the older they get, the more you worry about them.

 

i've learned that kids never believe you when you say they're going to hurt themselves. until they hurt themselves.

 

I've learned that ^ is true in most situations...spilling drinks and such...

 

rice crispy treats can and will get stuck on your wall like cement blocks .. peanut butter on a spoon is apparently the best snack ever, and cats indeed do look like toys.

 

toys are not nearly as interesting to children as a pillow and belt. HOURS of entertainment.

 

No matter how interesting, educational, or expensive the toy is INSIDE the box- A child will play for hours with the box itself. =)

 

I've learned that cats love babies while they are sleeping but will claw there eyes out so much as look at em while the children are awake.

 

I've learnt that my baby doesnt care how messy the house is/what I look like as long as we're having fun!
Also, the smallest things are absolutley fascinating/hilariously funny

 

My babies cant stand a dirty house. Makes em crazy.

 

'struth.

 

hehe, I was expecting a pfffft with insuing arguement, here. chuckle chuckle

 

Well, its not like its really dirty, just Rose and I would prefer to be playing and gettin arty and stuff than tidying up