Funny things men say, do, noises, etc when being attended to orally

My wife (together 40yrs) has only recently gotten actually comfortable with oral on me. But now, however, she, for some reason, finds it a highly-entertaining 'hobby'! Last week she said, "Do all y'all men make sounds like that?" I said, "Since I've never been involved in other's, I can only guess so."

So to get her the answer to her question, I thought I'd start this thread and ask for other's input. Female's answers, of course, would be of interest to her, but I suppose it's really an open question.

Are we really that noisy?

 

Being honest unless role playing we are very quiet . I think having thin walls kind of forced us that way.

But hey everyone is different and I bet there are some really noisy ones on this forum

 

I always try to make some noise, reinforcing that she's doing a very good job. Always a loud finish....if I can catch my breath.

 

"...reinforcing that she's doing a very good job..."

Having been the recipient (victim?) of several Mistresses of The Art, I've heard that from the older, experienced ones.

I've also done some studies, scanning social media, etc and in the responses, that is often mentioned by the lady-folk as, without it, making them feel 'why am I doing this', but with it, they know they are totally, completely in charge of a male for once.
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Well, I don't think it would be a whole lot of fun for her if I just laid there like a slug until the grunt at the end. It's all about her, ya know........

 

Never really thought about it so I'll have to watch a lot of amateur blowjob porn to study this! I think I moan a little or grunt when she takes it deep and I think I always sigh when she first puts it in her mouth. When I release I tend to make more urgent sounds but I think that's about it. I'll ask Kelli next time we text. She's sucked a lot of cock so she'll have a good opinion.

 

All our kids are gone which has made us a bit more noisy (her too which is surprising).
I've always been vocal during sex, but when she's sucking my cock I moan or mmm, or let out that guttural breath when she's on point. I think that's good to let her know I'm loving it and I like knowing when I'm going down on her, though she's more of a grab the back of the head type.
I say or have said;
"Suck that fucking cock baby"
"Lick it"
"Take all of it"
"Lick my balls"
"Yeah, just like that"
Probably other phrases and groans which removed from context probably sound campy.

 

I like saying things like I'm fucking you with ______ cock. Tell me how big I am. I'm told I'm quiet when sending a wank video

 

Sometimes I'll tease her about her very limited experience with men before me (1) and the conservative closed society she grew up in by saying things like, "Oh, R----, you've got a man's dick in your mouth!" or "If your ------- knew you like having a man's dick in your mouth they'd be shocked." or "Are you trying to make me give you my sperm?" or "Tell me to give it to you."

At that point I usually get, "Would you shut up."

 

She says tell me what you're doing. I say I'm fucking you deep with my 7 inch throbbing hard cock babe. I'm going to fill your soaking wet pussy with my cum. Tell me how your exs 8 inches felt. Did he fuck you hard. Your pussy feels tighter than ______. Cum on my cock Nd balls

 

I love it when their eyes roll into the back of their heads. Like OMG I've lost control!

 

I've told my wife we could be rich if we could find a way to package her blowjobs and sell them . I normally say encouraging things to her to be sure she knows I appreciate it so much .
I was able to witness her suck a friend off one night and while it took quite a while when he finally did cum in her mouth he made an unusual noise that made me wonder if I should call the rescue squad !

 

I actually prefer a man to make some noise when I'm going down on him, lets me know that he's having a good time. Have heard some weird noises over the years from guys as they orgasm, but then I'm sure I probably make some funny ones as well when he's going down on me.

 

I find a lot of women make moaning sounds while sucking my cock. It's like they are being fucked.

 

It almost always makes me giggle when hubby's tummy rumbles when I suck him

 

The facial expressions are funnier then the actual words or noises

 

From the giver or receiver? I never look.up

 

The receiver
Forgot to mention that lol

 

I think the looking up part is overrated. I don't mind a woman looking up at me while she's sucking...but she doesn't have to. Kelli stares at my zipper as it comes down and never stops cock staring until it's in her mouth. Unless she changes position, she never looks at me. She does close....or half close her eyes while she's doing me but that could be because I play with her ass and pussy and tits and I enjoy getting her wet. She opens her eyes for the cumshot but doesn't stare at me. I think it's more of a concentration thing. She does gag a little sometimes and I think she's just trying hard not to as I let go.

 

Scharff, good description.

For me one of the sexiest things I've had some women do is start from the beginning, unbuckle, unbutton, and unzip, then pull the whole cloth stuff down. I'm assuming it's for them to be in charge, and the anticipation and then..... naked. Also, ever notice how they might get mostly undressed, but usually want us to take off their panties? Same thing.

As to the looking up thing. I find it great. One lady said she'd fool around awhile, then look up say ,'hey' and when they'd look down, slide her tongue on the frenulum (our clit) and watch the guys reaction. She found it entertaining.