Funny stuff you got in trouble for as a kid

Okey-dokey. Made a match shooter and accidently set the back of a house on fire. Another kid got blamed.(anyone else ever make these?) Fired a lit match at a smart-ass girl walking home from school. Hey,I didn't know certain clothing was so flammable. Built a fire cracker gun out of pipe and wood ,which would shoot an arrow a block. Didn't have it long--the cops seemed to take a fancy to it. Poured lead into a mold in the ground and formed "lead knuckles" and sold 'em to older kids. We were 10. Blew most of the side of my friends garage off with a pipe bomb. Got in trouble for throwing that real strong yellow soap in some kids eyes in wood shop/(standard practice-happened to me too). Tore up the greens with my motorcycle at the local golf course. Fuckin' golfers have no sense of humor,it seems. Opened the side doors to the little movie theater in my home town and flung water baloons and eggs at a bunch of theater -goers and hauled ass. As you may imagine ,I was pretty familiar around my town.

 

I am sensing a pattern of pyromania, I am relieved you out grew that!!

From your escapades I can well imagine that you were, for lack of a better word, known about town. I sure hope it was not a small town.

We are in a small town now, my fathers birthplace, and everyone knows everyone. You could not get away with anything. The funniest is hearing a 60 year old called Junior.......

Guess after being so well known, you should of kept a pair of those knuckles for yourself!

Thanks for the giggles as I could picture you doing those things and I had to laugh. Of course you are not my kid, so I could laugh!!

 

sounds like my brothers and every cousin i have. and dave.

 

I win!! Yippeee----