A friend of mine told about how he brother once bought some migrane lowering pills and when he got home his mom, whos realy paranoid, asked him:"are you gonna smoke that pill?" anyway, i find that pretty hilarious. if anyone else got any funny stories, feel free to share them! we all need a good laugh!
Duck Court is in session, and the first duck goes up to the judge: The judge says "Tell me your name and what you're in here for?" My name is Quack Quack and I was blowing bubbles in the pond" 'Well', the judge says, 'I dont see why thats a crime. youre released'. 2nd duck comes up, Judge says 'Tell me your name and what you're in here for." 2nd duck says "My name is Quack Quack, and I was blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says, "well, then, same thing i told the first duck, you're released." 3rd duck comes up, and the judge says 'Now, dont tell me your name is Quack Quack and you were blowing bubbles in the pond?" and the duck says "No, I'm Bubbles"
i read that while having the voice in my head read it as a duck. oh wait hahaha i get it now. "blowing bubbles in the pond... im bubbles..."
