funny notes on t-shirts

"Hold My Trophy While I Kiss Your Girlfriend"

 

Me in My fav:

 

I like it

 

I have one that says "I stole this shirt from a homeless guy. Why he had a shirt that says this, I'll never know." always brings out a chuckle, I'm not a big fan though. then I have one says "Without ME it's just aweso," which people struggle to understand.

I prefer picture shirts though.

 

a shirt thing i made up

O:OH
Y:YOUR
G:GOD

 

XD nice.

 

hehe i've seen tons of funny ones:

"It won't suck itself!"

and

"It's nipple lickin' good" (on a woman's shirt!)

and

"Beer is technically a vegetarian meal"

 

When I was a kid my Dad had a shirt that said "Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken" seemed hilarious at the time.

My fav shirt is one that (and probably only the Aussies will understand this) says Common Filth Bogan in the Commonwealth Bank logo style.

Also, my brother has this shirt that says "I am completely naked under this shirt"

 

Has a line across the chest & says............

Must Be This Tall To Ride

 

a shirt that had bush and cheneys face on it and it said "Meet the Fuckers".

 

not in the best of taste, but...

 

I have a few one says " I don't want to hurt you but it's still on my list"

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum"

 

cool

 

i got this one but my shirt is actually like the tiny pic on the bottom to the right

 

I have afew. I have one where it's literally to hands motioning to have sex (index finger goes through index and thumb hole. I have a shirt that has a picture of the world being covered in oil, with the words "BP" on the earth. A t shirt with albert einstein sticking his tongue out. A shirt that sais community college, a random shirt with a tiger on it. Im a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl.

 

my dad has one like this

"Nobody is perfect. Im nobody!"

 

The thing over her eyes says "fuck for fame"

 

I've got one that says "Make Today Special:
Share a joke, hum a song, pass some special joy along.
And if someone should come your way who doesn't share
your joy today, the hell with 'em!"

I found it at the Goodwill some time ago and couldn't resist picking it up!