Funny Names

I met a middle-aged lady named Q-Landa yesterday...

 

I met an Ashole Brown

and a Yousef Yousef
and a Constable Constable
and a friend of mine was Little Joseph Olin Rocko on his birth cert.
Or how about englebert humperdink?
We used to make fun of a teacher named mr. Luckfussel.......

 

my friend's brother's name is Trevor Linden

 

I know two brothers with the last names: Shakibanasab, I love saying that out loud.
There's a kid in my astronomy class with the name: Michael Lee Roth.
My neighbor's last name is: Dicker.
There was a teacher who's maiden name was: Cox, then she got married and her new last name was: Pecker. Not much better I say.
I also dated a guy who's mother and father's name was Stacey, the same as mine.
My middle name is Starr because I was named after Ringo Starr.

 

Drew Peacock - Droopy Cock

 

someone at my highschool got the office to page over the p.a. for Harry Dyck and Mike Hunt to come to the office.

 

Melena Stool

 

The people beside our cottage were the Fockers and they called their cottage "Focker Haven"

And their names were Mary Focker and Benjamin David Focker or as he likes to put it Ben D. Focker.

Sometimes I wonder what people were thinking when naming their kids. Though he seems to like calling himself Ben D. Focker.

 

a guy at work was called Smirk Wankme

 

My third grade teacher was Mrs Mandick. I don't know what her first name was but that doesn't really matter.

 

My parents know a man named Rock Garten, which I think is hilarious.

 

hmm..at my middle school there was this reaaally pervie little white boy named jimmy hendrix..that was disturbing..and my mom has a friend of a friend or something first name pink middle name panty last name hose.. i thought it was a joke at first..

 

there's a girl ginger bolls. which i find hilarious,

 

twins named Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg, It was a sick pair of parents thad did that.

 

There was a family at my high school with the last name Everybodytalksabout (every body talks about).... seriously. Other than that I know a lady with the last name Swackhammer.

 

I know a man named "Harry Thighs." Also used to prank call a guy all the time when I was younger...Ermish Fagget; no shit.