there were twins near me named lemonjello and oranjello pronounced "leh-MON-jello" and "o-RON-jello" like lemon jello and orange jello.. hahah my mom knows a lady named Panda Bear haha
My teacher at primary school was Miss Hickey, what's more she used to be a nun, so she was Sister Hickey (ahahahaha). I also know a Phillippa Kettle (fill up a kettle) and a Michael Karr (My Cool Car) the oddest one I heard recently was given to the daughter of a girl I was school with (the mother was 16, the dad was 42 ) anyway, they called the baby "Dangermouse Evans"....
I have a Teacher at my school named Mrs. Dry Dyk (pronounced Dry-Dike.), but she gets extremely pissed if you make even the slightest hint about it.
I graduated from high school with someone named Rusty Nail. I never knew him, because our school was so big, but I really felt sorry for him when they read his name at commencement.
i am reading a play for my colage 112 class. the death of a salesman. and the charter's sons names are biff and happy. who names there kids that? love and misspellings.
Youve got to be kidding me, its called the JOE LOUIS ARENA, not the Jos. And trust me I know I used to go to hockey games there before the season got fucked.