Funny Insult The Poster Above Game

you use your belly stretch marks like a roadmap to get home when youre lost

 

When he goes to bed at night, his socks are so dirty and stinky they can stand up in a corner.....;-)

 

Hasn't cut or washed his hair in twenty years...

 

Wears panties made out of tater sacks......Kinda scratchy.....;-)

 

got your name because when you were young you smelled like a farm and everyone would say "OUT!!!!!" as soon as you walked in the room

 

Thinks fried bologna is a first class meal....;-)

 

threw his back out trying to play bass with his teeth

 

Can't pass thru airport security because of all the metal lodged in his hands from work....;-)

 

half your lunch never makes it past the beard

 

Has a court jester under his name now?.....;-)

 

you would win not-so-funny-hipster award if we held a vote

 

Resembles Alfred E Neuman in real life, ears and all.....;-)

 

even your mom wont hug you

 

When he sings in the shower, he sounds like Tiny Tim, when you see him in real life though, he looks like Gomer Pyle....;-)

 

probably still drunk...

 

voted for Mc Cain

 

Drives a 1952 studebaker with the roof cut off....;-)

 

likes to recycle his farts by collecting them in balloons and inhaling them

 

Can't speak a word when he's full of ludes.....;-)

 

still cant grasp the concept of funny insults