Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by SpacemanSpiff, Jun 3, 2010.
even your mother hates you
Prefers to save money by purchasing his enema bags used.
the best part of you drooled down your moms legs when the condom broke
Has never been caught masturbating on a playground.
has a 8 and half inch sparkling light candy red butt plug named "all the way"
Uses a coffee filter to wipe his asshole after taking gross shits.
is as annoying as a turd that want flush down the toilet
the only people who visit you regularly are Jehova witness'es
you get high by huffing gas
wants plastic surgery to just to fit in
his other personality is a lesbian babtist preacher....;-)
doesn't know how to farm, damn he can't even use a hoe ;-)
Won't shop at Goodwill because they think it's only for "blacks." You should be ashamed of yourself.
Wanted to convert to catholicism after he heard about all the young boy ass the priests got.
Has a strained relationship with his Father because they're fucking the same guy.
Wanted to convert to Buddhism after he heard that he could live in seclusion with 100 bald men.
Prefers Dennis Leary to Bill Hicks.
masturbates to his own childhood school photos
thought he had a pub then he pissed out of it
still has a black powder rifle ready in case the damn yankee's come by again...;-)
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