Funniest Lines From THE SIMPSONS...

Flanders: I can predict how people are going to die
Homer: Do me Do me! So what do i die of? Naked girl avalanche?

 

Yes...it was pretty funny...but not one of the better ones...


Flanders: Stop wacking my barrel!

 

Homer - "I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day, and now I can barely find half an hour in which to get funky."

 

Laurleen: Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome!

Homer: Hey!

And also the one where the new girl goes to work at the Nuclear plant and jer and Homer both get in the elevator and he screams and then tries to say "Hello" calmly but screams HEllo!! - kind of hard to describe but it cracks me up every time!

And although this isn't a line but an episode -
The April fools one where Bart gets Homer with the beer can thats been shaken up in the paint mixer - classic!

 

Ralph: "Mrs Krabapple, I'd like to get down now...."

 

hippyholly i like that one

 

So many good ones... Heres a couple of my faves.

At Hullapalooza
Bart - (sniff, sniff) What's that smell?
Lisa - It smells like Auto's jacket.

Homer - Stealing! Didn't you learn anything from that guy at church, up on the alter. Captain what's his name? And why do you think I brought you to all of those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing! Accept when that guy did the sound affects. 'Beep-beep', 'vroooom'......what was I talking about? Oh yeah. Stay away from my booze!

Homer -(in New York) can you get me a pizza?
Vendor - No pizza. Klav kulash.
Homer - I'll take one bowl.
Vendor - No bowl. Stick! Stick!
Homer - Do you have any thing to wash that awfull taste out of my mouth?
Vendor - Mountain Dew or Crab Juice
Homer - Ugh!!! I'l take a crab juice.

 

hahaha psilonut those are my favorite ones so far


otto's the man :sunglasse

 

at flanders' family reunion spanish flanders says " buenos ding dong diddly dias!"

 

haha ive gotta see that one!!!


do they have the simspsons seasons out on dvd?

 

They have up to season 7 I think? Maybe more, did anybody watch the first episode of season 16 last night?

 

damn it! i missed it

 

You'll have to speak up im wearing a towel - Homer

Wheres your hippy bus? (Homer) I drive a saturn (Hippy friend)

 

lol, and then don't they say something about selling the bus on the 31st of december 1969 - the day the 60s died?

 

hahaa...that episode with Seth & Munchie! That was awesome!!

"Homer...those were our "personal" vegetables."

 

homer to i think lisa "just becasue iam not listning does not mean i dont care

 

last night's favorite quote:
Willie "damn scots ruined scotland"

 

Don't worry, getting eaten by an alligator is like falling asleep...in a blender

Homer says this to his family on the episode when they go to Africa

 

Homer: (with a cup of coffee) Do you have any sugar.
Hank: Sure, sorry its not in packets. (Pulls loose sugar from pockets)
Hank: Would you like some cream?
Homer: aaaaaah.... noooo


Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Ralph (to Lisa): I can't believe I used to go out with you

Ralph (to Bart): That's so 1991



"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad."
-Ralph

"Mr. Burns, you know what I have always said, women and seamen do not mix."
-Smithers

"Smithers, why, he doesn't even know the meaning of the word gay."
-Mr. Burns




"It would be a great dishonor to my ancestors and my God, but OK."
-Apu

"All Kwik-e-Mart managers must be trained in the deadly arts."
-Apu

"Finally I own a garment fine enough to be married in."
-Apu

"It seems to me that this country is dangerously underpopulated."
-Apu

"In the past year, I have been shot eight times, and as a result, I almost missed work."
-Apu




"Hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers!"
-Ralph

"I'm learnding."
-Ralph

Burns: "Smithers, I have a rocket in my pocket."
Smithers: "You certainly don't have to tell me, sir."

"Look, an old man's talking!"
-Millhouse

 

Lisa: I still believe in protecting animal's rights, but that still doesn't excuse what I did. I'm sorry for wrecking your barbecue, dad.
Homer: That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.


Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.



Lisa: As you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you should know that your refusal will result in months and months of...
Bart, Lisa: CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad?
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.


Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, its the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.