I think my original ancestor (revieled from past life memories) might be satan. Any ideas on how to hold a funeral for satan to celebrate his existance with little money and resources in a way that wouldn't make me look crazy but that would still be a appropriate as a funeral for him (the guy might be a guy that predates the known Satan to religion with the similarity noted to me being coincidental)?
Someone here is suffering from a severe case of lack of reality. I am Satan and I am very much alive.