Functional High?

I prefer to light up after I got things done for sure since I certainly don't get more productive after I smoked. I only get shit done that I like when I'm stoned. I also generally don't like to be stoned around sober people in normal day situations like in the supermarket, classes, at work etc. I rarely get paranoid but it makes me feel uncomfortable to say at the least.

 

Nah, I'm completely fucking useless! XD.

But I can do useless stuff pretty good... like sledding, swinging, Swimming, Drawing, Star gazing, Sexy time, Listening to music, Playing old school games, Nature walk, Reading comics...

You get the picture..

So, yeah... I'm not exactly ready for work as much as I am for play :sunny:

 

hahaha! okay, i'm confused as to how people say which type of weed, now i know there are different types obviously, such as some are stronger/taste different? So, certain types actually effect you differently as well? I didn't know that i'm still knew-ish... How can i tell which kind i have? I must have the lazy-as-fuck shit... I've been smoking the same type of bud now for about 2 weeks, and every time i cannot keep my eyes open! and its extremely strong, i get stoned out of my minnd after like.. 3 small one hitters? Yesterday i was trying to walk home, and i could have sworn it was like i was flying... and if i closed my eyes i felt like i was walking down a plank... hahaha!

 

I'm not only completely non functional, but extremely anti social as well when I'm high. I can only really enjoy weed when I'm home alone with nothing to do and then I'll only take a few hits and put it out. I rarely ever smoke.

 

haha im with you on that lol

and origionallymasked, stop smoking dude, seems like your getting wasted all day not doin shit? are you in high school? do you have a job???

 

yes exactly same with me! i can barely talk to others when high

 

naa i don't smoke everyday, just like 1-2 times a week usually, sometimes even less.. and yea highschool gr.12, and i HAD a job, over the summer, but quit seeing as it was just a summer job, i'll get another another once school starts to pick up again hahaha

 

Yeah, I quit for 12 years and when I started again it just wasn't the same. I almost quit again.

2-3 hits once or twice a month does me just fine. I avoid weed like plague in social situations unless I'm home and have no more than a couple friends over.

 

The different types people are talking about aren't the different strains but Indicas and Sativas. Indica = Lazy , Sativa = Not Lazy, more of a head high

 

I haven't had any Cannabis in awhile, but for the two drugs I take commonly now: Dextroamphetamine and Buprenorphine (an opioid), I can almost always (almost) snap myself into full functional mode on them. The D-Amphetamine actually increases my degree of functionality and I almost never take enough Buprenorphine to nod-out.

But like others have said: Do you WANT to be functional? A lot of the time, I like to take my drugs of choice and just sit there and think about things or listen to music. I would not be considered very functional then! BUT, if I had to get up and do something that required executive tasks right away, I could almost always do it.

 

this is all very true, maybe good i'm unfunctional high... hahaha, im stooned right now, and my arms are so heavy i cant even pick up my chicken

 

im surprised how many people cannot handle their ganj...

 

I pretty much do everything on the ganj as Id do on a sober day. A lot of people do realize when your high, and I am starting to realize when they realize, I just keep doing my thing though. Their are times where I feel like I was too high for the situation, but I can't do much but enjoy it.

 

Yeah. It is one of the few drugs I have tried that significantly impacts my ability to function. I can take the equivalent of 50mg of Oxycodone and feel less impaired. The only other drug that really affects me that way is alcohol, albeit in a much more negative way. At least Cannabis makes you feel good. Alcohol makes me feel I'll usually if i have more than 3 drinks.