Fun things to do at the mall when you're broke

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The funnest thing to do would be...to leave.

 

Actually... it would be to commit suicide.

 

Pff why would you leave when you can screw with people's heads?

 

I always like to watch little kids fall at the mall...the floors are slippery, so they'll try to slide or they'll try to walk on the little retaining wall where the plants are, and they'll just totally eat it...it's so funny! Their little arms and legs just flatten out. It's great. And then they get up and do it again.

 

the girls who work at the Gap.

 

Act drunk
Act Psychotic
Act Dillusional
Act like a dirty hippy
Act insane

Add a cup of water
mix with a cup of brown sugar
Pour lightly on nearest Old Navy Customer
Proceed with 10 minutes of fake convulsions

 

my friend and i are probably the only ones who can be amused by this but one day for a psych project we did reverse stealing. we would walk into a store and walk around looking at things like they do in the movies when they are about to steal something. and then we left a bouncy ball somewhere. and then high tailed out. it was a lot of fun and kinda hard because some of the bouncy balls made noises and lit up. but it was a blast. ... or of course you could do normal stealing. whatever. why dont you go to a park instead? those are nice.

 

I was in Ikea the other day and I was talking in a Swedish accent and walking with a limp just to pass the time. You know... because I'm a moron.

 

omg funniest list ever!

 

Yeah like bravesirrubin said the best thing to do would be to leave. What's ythe point of going to a place consisting of stores when you can't puchase anything? You could be doing much better things with your time such as having sex with dogs or eating an "apple".

 

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Fuck with mall security. Ride the merry go round a bunch screaming "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". Sleep on a food court table. When they ask you to leave produce a hamburger and say "Excuse me but I am a paying customer trying to enjoy my meal and your disrupting me." Jump from the second floor onto an outstretched pole. Take a lot of junk coins and spraypaint them gold. Have your short friend get red hair and dress in green. Put the coins in a pot. Chase him.

 

wait...things to do with potatos? ...i'll never kno...*walks away*

 

OH YAY!!!!!!!!! ive been looking for this! and i was wondering where it was, i made a post looking for it earlier, and everyone had No idea what i was talking about.. so YAY!! I LOVE YOU SUNBURST!!!

 

I saw some of those same things on the Walmart list, but still funny!

 

Hahaha! You're my hero! lol
I should make more lists for the site...

 

sounds familiar.

 

i like it i do i do......


the best thing to do is just BE A DIRTY LITTLE HIPPIE!! just as the other dude said. its great. It is the BEST..........And hell, you would be being honest! at least i would.........i need a shower......

 

i like it! yaaay!! ill have to try it sometime